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Grand Theft Auto: Vice City|
(hx) 05:13 PM EDT - May,21 2003
I doubt there are many gamers out there that have not heard about Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, especially after its amazingly successful debut on the Playstation 2. As many people expected, Rockstar Games have ported Grand Theft Auto: Vice City to the PC. Now after months of waiting, Vice City is finally here. Was it worth the wait?
Vice City is set in the mid-1980's, in a Floridian metropolis that most closely resembles the neon-and-pastel world of Miami Vice. You play the role of Tommy Vercetti, an ex-con in his mid-30's who's just finished serving 15 years in maximum security prison. Tommy has ties to the Forelli family, who sends Tommy down south to handle what should be a simple drug deal. The problem is, as soon as Tommy arrives, he is robbed of his money and belongings. He wants his money back, but is confronted by aggression from biker gangs, Cuban gangsters and corrupt politicians. Through various missions Tommy will do whatever it takes to get it back, no matter who or what stands in the way.
Unlike Liberty City, Vice City is a bright, colorful place populated with a variety of old people, yuppies, gangsters, gang members and cops. Vice City offers sprawling beaches, resorts, golf clubs, etc. You will also note new vehicles on the street including a number of 80's style cars, trucks, buses, Italian-styled sports cars, vans - and most importantly motorcycles and scooters, you can also drive powerboats, and even fly helicopters - something you couldn't find in GTA 3. GTA: Vice City also offers over 30 weapons (as opposed to GTA3's 10) to choose from: fist fight (punch, kick, head butt),baseball bat, pistot, shotgun, sniper-rifle, UZI, M-16, rocket launcher, grenade, Molotov cocktail and flame thrower, but also an entire set of melee weapons such as brass knuckles, a screwdriver, a chainsaw, a hammer, and even a golf club. You will also notice that you can buy certain structures if you want, giving you a new place to save games and park cars. Needless to say that owning certain buildings can also help you generate cash when you're not around.
The game is mission based, like GTA3. Hovewer, in a mission you may have three different goals, instead of the one task as found in GTA3. As you might expect, you do a lot of driving from point to point, often with hostile pursuit. There are boat missions, car missions, helicopter mission, and even remote controlled helicopter and plane missions. Of course, taxi cabs, police cars, ambulance and fire engines are still part of side jobs. There is even a mission where you deliver pizzas by grabbing a scooter and tossing pizzas at people with arrows pointed at them. The missions, both those related to the plot and the optional missions are well balanced for most of the early game. Although the first missions are easy, they are still very interesting and addictive. Well, there are several missions that are just too difficult, mostly near the end, and cause frustration, but these are the exception. The gameplay is non linear, so choose to take on a mission, or just check out Vice City and all it has to offer.
What is different between PS2 and PC version of GTA: Vice City? In terms of content, the PC version of Vice City is identical to its PS2 sibling; there aren't any bonus missions, nor has anything been cut. Also the graphic aren't much different from the PS2 except for the higher resolution and better textures. The PC version allows you to play the game in resolutions as high as 1600x1200/32bit (as opposed to the PS2's 640x480), also textures have been reworked and are now much sharper. The PC version also adds mouse/keyboard controls (along with support for all major gamepads, joysticks and steering wheels), replay option (though this replay feature is really awful - even Driver on the PS1 had a better replay implementation) and you can also create your own player skin. Sadly there are still no multiplayer modes, maybe in GTA4? Who knows...
Is GTA: Vice City worth your hard earned money? The answer is surprisingly simple, if you don't already have the PS2 version, definitely yes, because gameplay is superb and the game has really incredible replay value. This game is even better the GTA3. I totally love the atmosphere and the game rocks!
Minimum: 800 MHz Intel Pentium III or 800 MHz AMD Athlon or 1.2GHz Intel Celeron or 1.2 GHz AMD Duron, 128 MB of RAM, 8 speed CD / DVD drive,915 MB of free HDD space (+ 635 MB if video card does NOT support DirectX Texture Compression), 32 MB video card with DirectX 9.0 compatible drivers
("GeForce" or better), Sound Card with DirectX 9.0 compatible drivers
Recommended: Intel Pentium IV or AMD Athlon XP, 256(+) MB of RAM, 16 speed CD / DVD drive, 1.55 GB of free hard disk space (+ 635 MB if video card does NOT support DirectX Texture Compression), 64(+) MB video card with DirectX 9.0 compatible drivers, ("GeForce 3" / "Radeon 8500" or better with DirectX Texture Compression support), DirectX 9.0 compatible sound card with surround sound, Gamepad (USB or Joystick Port)
Theft Auto: Vice City 1.1 - Blood Patch
(1.87MB), GTAVC PC mod
snd: 5/5 - stunning, superb voice acting (professional actors), EAX 3.0 support, 9 different radio stations (all of the tunes are from the 80's - rap, new wave, rock, Spanish, talk, etc), nice effects (people screaming at you in traffic, police sirens, choppers...), you can listen to your mp3's while you drive, some weapons sound a bit weak
gfx: 5/5 -
clearly better than GTA3, cars are very well modeled, amazing damage models on each vehicle, well done weather effects, well done textures, resolution up to 1600x1200/32bit, some awkward clipping issues, some issues with the view distance
playability: 5/5 -
excellent, full 80's atmosphere, incredible replay value, mouse/keyboard controls, very stable, no multiplayer, carbon copy of the PS2 version in terms of gameplay, some minor AI bugs, replay feature is really awful
|genre: action/criminal simulation|
platform: PC, PS2
release: May 2003
developer: Rockstar Games
publisher: Take 2
|Erboz||posted - May, 21 2003 - 20:35|
|Plain & Simple : Superb.|
|sow||posted - May, 21 2003 - 21:52|
|well, I do think rockstar should name the game GTA3:VC, instead of GTA:VC.
it's just sort of an expansion pack of GTA3 really.
the misleading title makes you expect much more than GTA3, and when you find it actually doesn't vary much, you get disappointed somewhat.
Yes all the fun in GTA3 still remains, but it's getting old. The plot in GTA3 is actually better than GTA:VC, and since the missions are still just run here kill that type, it grow boring rather soon.
I finished GTA3 100%.. but for VC I've just finished the missions and left it be.
Still a good game, but don't expect any experience different than GTA3.|
|thuggish||posted - May, 21 2003 - 22:07|
|I agree with the review. this game is truly fun. played it and loved every minute of it.|
|ye||posted - May, 21 2003 - 22:45|
|The remote grenade detonator bug is really pissing me off.|
|Fun Boy||posted - May, 22 2003 - 01:42|
|damn this game is sweet. i like it how you can blow up car tires with a gun or police put spike strips on the road. killing someone in the car is cool too which couldn't be done in GTA3|
|GRAND THEFT ROBOT||posted - May, 22 2003 - 03:26|
|lol, you sure thats not a typo HX? you sure that wasnt meant to be 74% like you rate most your games! haha, yeah this game rocks and it deserves 90+ the engine is rock solid and better than gta3. great game|
|Cannabist||posted - May, 22 2003 - 03:48|
|"The remote grenade detonator bug is really pissing me off"
what do you mean? I use them quite often and I have no problems at all with them.
What I also really like, is that I can play VC in a higher resolution then GTA3 and it runs BETTER! It's so much more smoother, I love it :D|
|Desperados||posted - May, 22 2003 - 04:25|
|very nice games..janji ROck!|
|GTA fan||posted - May, 22 2003 - 04:29|
|great game. better that GTA3 (faster, story, level design, the bikes :). a game where you can do What You Want. and as the review said: "has really incredible replay value".
GTA3VC is worth the cash (i hate "play it once and trow it away" games).|
|TONY||posted - May, 22 2003 - 08:54|
|ok here is a cool tip i tried today cause i was bored, when you ahve much money, go to an ammunition shop, buy an m16 (or is it an m6 i am not sure, a rifle), and ammunition for lets say 60.000$. then start shooting, the "smart" cops enter only through the front door, lets just say i ended having four tanks in front of the shop trying to enter through the door ;-)|
|Lard Ass||posted - May, 22 2003 - 10:44|
|i really like this game with loads of goodies, vehicles and weapons to keep u busy.
Im on the rooftop bike mission, man its tricky never mind.
I hope they let u walk around the city with a few gang members to cover your ass. Another thing is ROCKSTAR why dont u capatalise on the PC market and make a series of MODS for GTA VC, the engine is almost perfect and all you need is a change of venue and gangs with a few new models too.
I reckon that the next two GTA installments will be based in the 70's and 60's, you heard it here ;) |
|Fuck You||posted - May, 22 2003 - 10:51|
|I Love this GAME As is Lietuvos jus duchai|
|Zeus||posted - May, 22 2003 - 11:00|
|i think the main reason why the game runs so well, is mainly cause they use some kind of traffic generator instead of simulating the traffic. you notice that when you turn around and back again, the cars that you first saw are always gone, except if they were very close. also you notice that the same type of vehicles or persons are often together. not to mention the situations were you dont have car, but you need one and none is there...
this is probably the reason why they didnt make a multiplayer option yet, for that they couldnt just generate stuff for every user, you would need more performance.
but still the game rocks, easy no brain fun, always good for a quickie, with good old 80s style, those were the glory days.|
|thuggish||posted - May, 22 2003 - 11:53|
|that was also in gta3, i remember turning around all the time and new cars just popped up out of nowhere, so it's not a new thing in VC.|
|Zeus||posted - May, 22 2003 - 12:47|
|yeah its no new thing,thats true, but i didnt see a multiplayer option for gta3 anyway, same problem then same problem now, if you can call it a problem, i think its just their solution for keeping framerate high. anyway, everybody knows vice city is more or less jsut an addon to gta3, so i dont understand the first person at the start who complained about it.
MAFIA still is superior in almost every aspect, graphic, realism, story... but hten again, they dont try the same thing, as i said once, if mafia is the best restaurant in town, gta3 is the best fast food company in town.|
|Zeus||posted - May, 22 2003 - 12:50|
|oh and i think we should also mention one thing, its a great game, but the AI is poor. not to mention the cops, youc an do almost every shit near them, they wont bust you. i remember gta3 was a little stricter on that later in the game. not to mention MAFIA, you pass a red light you better run boy!|
|Mr GTA||posted - May, 22 2003 - 12:59|
|This game is so cool,that you could shit your head man I like motorcykles GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA Vice City Geras zaidas Mano vardas is tikro Evaldas,nors jus durniai vis tiek nieko nesuprantat lietuviskai Vis tiek GERAS Zaidas|
|knight||posted - May, 22 2003 - 14:39|
|now you want a very cool game then i'll give you a an advice play GTA Vice city becouse it's the hotest |
|GBeezee||posted - May, 22 2003 - 15:37|
|Here are my 2 gripes with this game. Keep in mind that even with these 2 gripes, it's still a great game. #1 No Multiplay, I know this is beating a dead horse but it wouldn't have been that hard to do. Just need smaller maps with and less NPC (or an option to change the amount for those with beefy servers). #2 The controls are horrid. It's quite obvious that the control scheme was designed for a console then pasted (with that nice kindergaden white paste) onto a PC keyboard. Should have adapted the controls so it played like a REAL 3rd person shooter (ala Max Payne at least). Thants it, still a great game.|
|Zeus||posted - May, 22 2003 - 15:42|
|mmm? the controls ARE Like a real 3rd person shooter!!! onyl thing that i dont like is the helicopter control, i like simulations, but to put those controls into an action game is a bad idea... they should have made it simpler.
oh and I HATE THE FUCKING BOATS!!!! those are a pain in the ass to control!|
|Same as the one abov||posted - May, 22 2003 - 15:46|
|Probably should have been more clear. They're not as fluid as a real 3rd person shooter. Somewhat stop and go. Also don't like the fact that can't move and use certain guns. Boats are a bitch to use as are helicopters. Driving controls do just fine. |
|not me||posted - May, 22 2003 - 17:50|
|contolling helicopter sux and top-down view is missing:(|
|email@example.com||posted - May, 22 2003 - 21:20|
|THEY ARE THINGS THAT COULD BE DONE TO IMPROVE THE GAME AND SHOULD BE DONE FOR FUTURE VERSIONS. FOR THE MOST PART THE GAME IS THE BEST GAME I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME. ITS SWEEEET. ITS TOTALLY REPLAYABLE . YOU COULD PLAY THIS GAME MONTHS AFTER BUYING IT AND STILL NOT GET BORED. THIS GAME IS THE BEGINNING OF AN AWESOME SERIES THATS JUST GETTING STARTED BABY! IT SEEMS LIKE GTA KEEPS IMPROVING AT AN EXCEPTION LEVEL. THE GAME CONCEPT IS HIGHLY FUN! THATS THAT BIG ONE REASON TO BUY IT. LOTS OF FREEDOM TO THE GAME! AND THE GAMES GOT HOT CHICKS!|
|BrainSurgeon||posted - May, 23 2003 - 00:21|
|Comments to GBeezee:
LEARN TO USE THE FUCKING CUSTOM KEYBOARD MENU YOU FUCKING RETARD|
|sdwerzk||posted - May, 23 2003 - 03:09|
|GTACV is za good gamez... yaa.. janji ROCK!!!|
|unknown||posted - May, 23 2003 - 04:38|
|Great graphics, gameplay, story, and sound track! First GTA I've played, and I'm addidicted. Only thing I found a bit "quarky" was the fact that whenever you look away then look back the vehicles, etc change. Other than that, two thumbs up.|
|Farukh Munawar||posted - May, 23 2003 - 05:34|
|I am surprised that how come the author mentions that he has a doubt that there are many gamers out there that have not heard about Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, well to me this game is famous since the release of GTA 2 and GTA3 when released on PC. There is no doubt that ROCKSTAR GAMERS have proved themselves infact the way they have handled the story line the graphics the soundtrack SIMPLY SUPERB.The game is such a naturally way that stunts the player, i hope and wish that ROCKSTAR continues with this series of their GTA
Wish them best of luck
|GeBeezee||posted - May, 23 2003 - 05:59|
|Comments to BrainSurgeon: Just like teaching you to read is impossible, you can't change the way certain guns fire and the slight pause before directional movements. Step off the Short Bus before you call others "Retarded"-- For the Rest: While the pause before movements is a slight, put that in any other 3rd person shooter or even a FPS and it costs lives. And yes, like anything else it can be ignored but should it have to be? I get the feeling that pause comes from porting it from playstation2 but I never played the PS2 version. If you pushed the analog stick a little bit, does that cause walking in the PS2 version?|
|Geert||posted - May, 23 2003 - 09:07|
|Hmm ... I liked GTA3 better, the only thing that's cool in VC is that you can shoot the tires! (and they go flat, duh)|
|colklink||posted - May, 23 2003 - 11:53|
|the game is good ,yes it has some fault's,use a dual analog controller for better control.|
|BrainSurgeon||posted - May, 23 2003 - 12:29|
|Comments to GBeezee: You got a fair point, sorry about that my friend. I must of been having a bad day. Look'n forward to GTA4 ;)|
|MASSiVE||posted - May, 23 2003 - 14:18|
|fuckin sux, cant play while im far above the specs...tried everything, didnt even got help from there so called "support"....fuckin waste of my money|
|GBeezee||posted - May, 23 2003 - 14:54|
|The game is exceptionally good, no doubt about it. I feel that had they made it for PC first instead of PS2, we might have seen the features that really matter and none of my control issues =) -BrainSurgeon, no worries man we all have our days|
|Piss||posted - May, 23 2003 - 15:25|
|Played it on PS2(not pc,but i wanna) its amazin. Scary goin back 2 the 80s tho good game gr8 soundtrack n BURST TIRES!!!!!!!!
p.s. pcj600 =D|
|sow||posted - May, 23 2003 - 18:41|
|forgot to mention that, I ran into somebody near the beach and found she's actually a japanese tourist with an old style camera hanging on her neck.. saying "sorry" in japanease to me, guess there are just many details around in the game await player to discover.|
|GTA 8 HOURS A DAY BA||posted - May, 23 2003 - 21:50|
THIS GAMES IS SO BLOODY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the graphics rule. the levels rule. they got super cool music. the clothing is perfection. they EVEN GOT THE HAIR CUTS DOWN!!! NOW if you DON"T got a reason to BUY THE GAME THATS THE FRIED TOMATO REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!!!!!!!1
IM SUPER EXCITED PLAYING THIS GAME AND THINKING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this game is so cool that i redecorated my room to be just like the game!, lots of POSTERS. EVEN THE CARPET HAS BEEN CHANGED TO A GTA CARPET!!!!!!!!!!!.
this game is going to blow your mind. AFTER IT DOES THAT!!! you will DREAM GTA!!!!!(AT LEAST I DO?). The only thing i can think of thats missing is the foriegn language element. not enough non-english languages used by people in the game. Another improvement could be more realistic blood but its too big of a deal. the cars are blaster rockets the got punch and "I POWER" babe. TAAA TONG WITH THE COWS AND ZIPPY SHELLS. ya you heard me! i said "BUY THE FRIGGEN GAME"!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so many different manuveurs you can do . lets go over them. 1. you got the car jack pole ram. 2. you got the passenger over the ramp 3. you can drive with the barbie dolls 4. massive clubbing with paaaaaaartee music 5. pyro mania with your bike 6. gota bust up those tire rims. 7. styling slapping 8. narko damoose with the civilians 9. LOTS OF BOOZE.
ok i stop now daaaa must play GTA!!!!
|BrainSurgeon||posted - May, 23 2003 - 23:56|
|Comments to GTAMANIA: If you play GTA 8 HOURS A DAY .. thats worst than masturbating 8 times a week!
YOU WILL GO BLIND MATE!
|Lard Ass||posted - May, 24 2003 - 04:22|
|These are the following recomendations GTA 4 !
1- Cops on BIKES
2- Cops go after ppl SHOOTING U
3- Blow up buildings (TNT)
4- Selection of BIKES inc Mountain Bike
5- Ability to walk around the city with a maximum of 3 Gang members to assist u if needed (missions are more difficult the more members assisting you)
6- Ability to tell gang members to patrol,guard or stay on any point in the city.
7- Ability to use online music radio stations to play via game.
8- More gangs and gang fights, spilling out from malls, shops and streets !
9- Larger cities like MAFIA !
10- GTA dude can SWIM,DIVE (snorkel kit), but sharks live in deep waters and he may be EATEN !
thats all for now ;)
|Fun Boy||posted - May, 24 2003 - 11:14|
|i like your ideas Lard Ass, especially the one about being able to swim.|
|Ronald||posted - May, 24 2003 - 11:14|
|Request for GTA 4 : Mission where you should kill George W. Bush. The game will by a best-seller.|
|Cannabist||posted - May, 24 2003 - 11:19|
|I think I now also encountered the remote grenade bug. If you enter a vehicle before making it explode, it will turn all your grenades in normal ones :/|
|-=]The Grim[=-||posted - May, 24 2003 - 12:43|
|ah,yes...the mother and the father of all crime simulations...yup the best cure for anger...|
|matt livlesberger||posted - May, 24 2003 - 13:48|
|he means by the remote bug detonator that YOUR CHEATING, when you put in the gun codes like professional tools the grenades get stuck and when you throw one and detonate it, it stays there, that or you just press the fire button too fast go figure! lol|
|Cannabist||posted - May, 25 2003 - 04:39|
|ah, i see, but what i just said is also really like this, experimented some more|
|blinksken||posted - May, 25 2003 - 09:46|
|it will be true if you said it|
|kKonj||posted - May, 26 2003 - 06:30|
|i dont smoke weed very often, but i just had to get geshtonkenflopped when playing this game. it totally pulled me in to its world. i loved every minute of it. the game is practicaly perfect.|
|katharn||posted - May, 26 2003 - 09:07|
|Great game play. Every thing is interactive, like "Mafia"|
|SirDroopy||posted - May, 26 2003 - 09:38|
|GTA VC is great... played on 19'' max res. cooooolllllllllllll !!
i hope GTA4 with MP to make all missions (more 100..200'll be marvellous), co-op mode with very large city... many friends (and my wife too) would like to play in that mode.|
|immoT||posted - May, 26 2003 - 14:12|
|A vary cool game on the 1st, but the graphics could be better!|
|Lard Ass||posted - May, 26 2003 - 16:26|
|Well i've completed all the missions and killed the MAIN DUDE ! just got 2 get them hidden packages. its a very good game, and this would have been PERFECT if it had MP ! other than that it was and is a nice piece of enjoyable SP gaming FUN !|
|Lard Ass||posted - May, 26 2003 - 16:32|
|My favourite station is WILDSTYLE and FAV track is "Grandmaster Flash - The Message"
I noticed ROCKSTAR muffled the first few words from the ORIGINAL which goes like this "Broken glass everywhere, People pissing on the stairs, you know they just don't care"
Great Track well suited for GTA VC, would of been nice if the put some NWA in there 2 that was THE 80's in USA ghettos !|
|wee||posted - May, 26 2003 - 19:30|
|You guys fail to understand something, making a SP game is 1 thing... making a MP game is something different. GTA with MP support wont be made by Rockstar, will be made by some other guys like the guys behind GTA3MTA.|
|Lard Ass||posted - May, 27 2003 - 02:51|
|I dont care who makes MP support just as long as its supported in the next GTA release !|
|pro||posted - May, 27 2003 - 03:49|
|I'm sure the game is GREAT and I want to buy it but I need a tip: Can I play GTA Vice City with a Matrox Millenium G 550, 32Mb? I don't want to lose my money by buying it just so... Does anyone knows?|
|Xupa the Crimins||posted - May, 27 2003 - 12:17|
|Irony is logging into this site to get tips on copying GTAIII and seeing that VC was just released. God I love these games.|
|JACK OFFEN_HAUSSER||posted - May, 27 2003 - 12:36|
|ALL RIGHT LOOK,I HAVE ONE ROOM AT MY HOUSE WERE IT SEEMS I HAVE BEEN SPENDING WAY TO MUCH TIME IN. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BELIEVE ITS WHERE I HAVE A PS2 PATCHED IN TO A 32" SONY WEGA TV AND TWO ATI AIW 9700 PRO CARD ENHANCED NETWORKED PC RIGS.I DONT HAVE A JOB RIGHT NOW OR AT LEAST ONE I WOULD BE WILLING TO REVEAL TO YOU FOLKS,SO ALL I HAVE BEEN DOING IS PLAYING GTA VICE CITY ON ALL THOSE SYSTEMS SOMETIMES WITH IT ON AND RUNNING ON ALL 3 AT THE SAME TIME I HAVE A LITTLE TRAFFIC DURING THE DAY AND MOST OF THE BEATS THAT I DEAL WITH DIG VICE CITY.GET MY POINT IT RULEZ HERE I PLAY ALONE ON 2 RIGS AT ONCE NOW AND THEN CRAZY YEA ,AND MAY BE A LITTLE LAZY TO,I WONT LIE I AM NOT THAT GOOD AT PLAYING THIS GAME I SEEM TO BE WAY TO SPUN TO GET MY MISSIONS COMPLETE, I RESPAWN AND JACK THE FIRST JONNY LAW I SEE FOR HIS CLUB AND SIDE ARM,BUT AFTER ALONG CAR CHASE I GET WASTED RE SPAWN TO REPEAT MY SAME RETARTED JACKASS GAME PLAY AND GUESS WHAT I AM JUST AS FIRED UP ABOUT THIS GAME NOW AS WHEN I DID THE FIRST COUPLE OF FOLLOW THE PINK BLEEPS SHIT. IHAD NO CLUE I WAS ONLY A MERE 3 PERCENT DONE!! I GUESS I LIKE JUMPING THE CARS A LITTLE MUCH. OK TO MY POINT I WILL BE DOING THE SAME THIS DAMM THING LONGER THAN I WANT TO ADMIT NOT BORED AT ALL WITH THE GAME,AND I WISH HE COULD SWIM,AND AIMING TOOK SOME GETTING USED TO BUT THATS MY ONLY WHINE EXCLUDING THE FACT I HAVENT GOT TOMMY TO GET HIS POLE SMOKED WHICH I HERE IS POSSIBLE.ON TO THAT NEXT OR TEACHING HIM TO BLOW ME A NEW HITTIE STICK WHILE ONE OF MY BUDDIES SLUT GIRL FRIENDS BLOWS MY SHIT UP. MAN MY LIFE IS ONE BIG GAME AND I PLAN TO KEEP IT THE SAME ,SO YOU THINK IM LAME WELL WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING SHAME I GUESS I GTA VICE CITY TO BLAME . |
|Lard Ass||posted - May, 27 2003 - 13:27|
|stay off the SMACK......JACK !|
|Lard Ass||posted - May, 27 2003 - 14:01|
|I suck :(|
|GanjaBlood||posted - May, 27 2003 - 16:12|
|This game rocks!.. Multiplayer should have been on the top of Rockstars list though, seens it's pretty much the only thing people want extra.. Seem to have a prob with things not drawing on time sometimes, anyone have similar probz?|
|Lard Ass||posted - May, 27 2003 - 17:11|
|ha ha i didnt SAY i suck :( ! its that LAME imposter, anyway HX has ur IP and knows ur an IMPSOSTER !|
|hello||posted - May, 27 2003 - 17:21|
|Best game ever! rock on Rockstar games!|
|jack offen_ hauser||posted - May, 29 2003 - 06:14|
|as usual i have disregaurded any of your fourm rulez seems i just dont give a shit .well dont be so sure of it,i am sorry for breaking every rule you have excluding the talking about the warez boyz any one who knows any thing knows 99% of the no bs warez sites vanished like a one hit wonder.not only that but has any one tryed that hunk of crap net pumper damm thing sucks had it work like achamp on any non warez site but got nothing but fatal every where else.besides you do need skillz and lots of pataince to get any thing from most of the boyz any way.so if i write to this forum again i will be respectable and obey,by the way to lard ass how long did you play to get where you are in vice city are talking the new pc version or play station well which ever you the man ican respect that as well also i dont do smack, and gave up crack, i just hit my fat cronic sac and fall down on my ass faster than a lard ass who sat down to fast. just playin lard, every one know you the man. any linkz to the boyz appreciated later jack |
|MissConduct||posted - Jun, 10 2003 - 03:27|
|I'm having problems flying the remote controled planes. If anyone would like to help me with this little problem, I would really apprieciate it. Thanks. :)|
|A french gamer||posted - Jun, 10 2003 - 09:42|
|Very excellent !
The game of the year !
|aa||posted - Jun, 11 2003 - 11:38|
|i hate this game. It's only for biggest lama of world:(. you can't do what you can on strategy. :)|
|CrAzY-BoY||posted - Jun, 17 2003 - 15:59|
|Hi, i like the game very well but i have some graphic problems :s I already tried to install the v1.1 patch but did not work :s Can someone help me out?
mail me @ firstname.lastname@example.org if you can help me!!!|
|pollo||posted - Jun, 17 2003 - 19:20|
|This Game rules,, I just installed in my pc,, an rockksssss,... even though i have amd 800 mhz,, 4 gb hardrive,, rage fury pro 128|
|tommy||posted - Jun, 17 2003 - 23:11|
|i had finish this in 3 days. |
|lance||posted - Jun, 17 2003 - 23:24|
|the rc plane is suck. the cheat code kill the beauty of this game.|
|vots poer||posted - Jun, 20 2003 - 14:53|
|yeah i agree cheating is for losers you just want to avoid a challenge. Well avoid the challenge does not mean you beat it. it just shows your a coward. well guess what you can't cheat in real life most of the time sucker!|
|Fun boy||posted - Jun, 22 2003 - 10:32|
|cheating is fun for a laugh after you've finished the game|
|Wilbur||posted - Jun, 29 2003 - 09:33|
|This game is repetetive and boring after about 2 hrs. Rent it yes ... buy it no. Aas well, too many bugs. This is another title rushed out the door to feed demand. When will gamers stop tolerating this?|
|maxic||posted - Jul, 16 2003 - 04:14|
|I think that this game has few citys!!!!
It must have more motorcycles|
|email@example.com||posted - Aug, 14 2003 - 08:41|
|The game's idea is cool. Only one problem is that choppers ant boats are hardly controled!!! Too little freedom of own actions. It would be nice if creators of this game put in next version the opportunity to speak with people on your own. One thing more: too little buildings to buy!|
|zack||posted - Sep, 03 2003 - 21:34|
|so good...........and cool.I had finish this game only 3 days|
|raed||posted - Nov, 15 2003 - 19:14|
|will acualy i see your game and i love it but i have a small problem i want all the girls in the game naked that,s the only way which make me and my friends to buy it i need what guys need trust me i have more than 20 friends who cares in such kind of games and i know how other people want ... believe me they want it nude |
|cody james allenc||posted - Dec, 11 2003 - 13:52|
|it is the best game in the world
|Blue fox||posted - Dec, 18 2003 - 11:00|
|cool....game even requires less hardware than GTA3! yes that`s true...gta3 moved bad on my comuter(800x600, all low), but Vice city moves with 1024x768 all turned on...nothing! smooth framerate!|
|JORGE from mexico||posted - Dec, 23 2003 - 22:31|
|man thats right,i have a 2.4amd cpu whit 256 of ram and mother board tryton gygabyte 8x whit a GFORCEFX5200 128 MEGABYTES DDR 8X AND GTA 3 slowed down my machine but i been playing vice city at 1600 very smooth,what ever the game really rocks the fact of hear real 80 music was a so nice touch and the sense of humor is so greath at diference of gta 3 not only that this dude,tommy vercety have more style and add more fun to the game that the retard character of gta3 this game rule and if you dont have played before just go and buy it,i have to admit i spended more that 8 hours playing this game whit lot of joints and was cool :P|
|jan heimerl||posted - Feb, 23 2004 - 13:08|
|The best game of the world but i cant
play with Mods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|
|nic||posted - Apr, 05 2004 - 03:50|
|there is no cheat in vice city computer game |
|Tommy Vertsitti||posted - Apr, 19 2004 - 22:05|
|I've been playing this game for about three months and haven't clocked it!
Because I suck! I have finshed most missions and now I don't know what to do! |
|Miro||posted - May, 22 2004 - 05:56|
|L.....s!you are l.....s!F.... nOObs!
F.... UNCLE F....S!!!
THIS GAME IS VERY EASY!!!
I'm From BUlgarIA and i clocked this F.... game only for one week!!!if you want to ask me something for any mission just write one e-mail on this E-mail THE_shark@abv.bg|
|swapna||posted - Jul, 20 2004 - 10:37|
|i completed this game till "keep your friends",and the stats showing 51% is completed what to do now.any one please mail me the solution,please.
|ABC 123, FRASNIZZLE,||posted - Jul, 24 2004 - 23:50|
|YO, ABC-ta-the-123 preach'n. See herez wazz go'n diggy-down niggas!
I may be a coke junky, topless bar bouncer, potty-mouthed, know-nothin nigger. But I do know how to fluently talk Hungarian; witch is what are friend Dr. Acnochxez is speaking...
If you'd be so kind, to let me translate fo ya!NIGGA!
He said "Idiots this is mysteryman saying, you are all uneducated, and you are FUCKING DUMBASSES!!!!
Solong for now, lozers!!!!"
Well thaz wat that "Hungry" "WHITEBOY" said. If heezz gonna rag on us then I'm gonna become the first Blackassed, Harlem-raised, terrorist to attack those "Hungry hungs". And I'm gonna slaughter his entire family. Then tie him to a chair, SLOWLY beak his limbs one-by-one, finally I'm gonna slice open his belly and dissembowl him; by pulling his organs out with my bare bloody hands. Then I'm gonna drive screws inta his head with a Black&Decker electric power drill!
YA hear that Dr. A. ! I'm definetly looking foward to that day.(infact I've already loaded my AK-47 with
7.62 mm rounds, and packed my Grenade Launcher and 12 Guage shotgun with 42 slugs!!!)
Well thats it fo now HOME DAWGS!
THis is BIG ABC... OUT!... PEACE!... NOT!, VIOLENCE ALL-THE-WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!|
|Joscha||posted - Sep, 11 2004 - 08:16|
|this game is tight but I dont have any damn BLOOD. I got the BLOOD PATCH, butI dont kno where to put it,so it doesnt work. Can somebody help me????|
|vin||posted - Sep, 24 2004 - 12:40|
|i got this vice city pc game that i dl from a p2p and im trying to put this need patch 1.1 in order to play in the net but it is strange cuz when i try to install the patch it tell me "unknown version" p.s. when i istall my vc version pc game it said for test evaulation... plz help me on what to do thank you|
|mark bernardez||posted - Apr, 03 2005 - 20:11|
|why the vice city are not free|
|sonic||posted - Apr, 29 2005 - 13:25|
|i loved the game man |
|Anna||posted - Jun, 23 2005 - 05:00|
|I love this game!|
|martijn||posted - Aug, 07 2005 - 15:30|
|yea you now like not onlye when your turn around tehres just popping a car when you look and see a car coming turn a full round en when you look the car dissapeas:P but the game is cool with a few nice mods its even better|