Grand Theft Auto: Vice City [cheats]
Start the game and type any one of those cheats when playing the game.
THUGSTOOLS - THUG WEAPONS
PROFESSIONALTOOLS - PROFESSIONAL WEAPONS
NUTTERTOOLS - WEIRD WEAPONS
PRECIOUSPROTECTION - FULL ARMOR
ASPIRINE - FULL HEALTH
YOUWONTTAKEMEALIVE - +2 WANTED LEVEL
LEAVEMEALONE - 0 WANTED LEVEL
APLEASANTDAY - NICE WEATHER
ALOVELYDAY - LOVELY WEATHER
ABITDRIEG - CLOUDY WEATHER
CATSANDDOGS - RAINY WEATHER
CANTSEEATHING - MISTY WEATHER
PANZER - SPAWN A TANK
LIFEISPASSINGMEBY - SPEED UP TIMEFLOW
BIGBANG - EXPLODE NEARBY VEHICLES
STILLLIKEDRESSINGUP - CHANGE PLAYER SKIN
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT - PEOPLE START FIGHTING
NOBODYLIKESME - MAKE PEOPLE FALL WHEN YOU BUMP THEM
OURGODGIVENRIGHTTOBEARARMS - EVERYONE HAS WEAPONS
ONSPEED - WALK FASTER
BOOOOOORING - WALK SLOWE
WHEELSAREALLINEED - STRIP CARS (CARS BECOME WHEELS)
COMEFLYWITHME - FLIES FLYING AROUND
GRIPISEVERYTHING - ???
CHASESTAT - ???
CHICKSWITHGUNS - ???
ICANTTAKEITANYMORE - KILL YOURSELF
GREENLIGHT - ALL TRAFFIC LIGHTS TO GREEN
MIAMITRAFFIC - TRAFFIC GOES FAST
AHAIRDRESSERSCAR - ???
IWANTITPAINTEDBLACK - ???
TRAVELINSTYLE - FLYING CAR
THELASTRIDE - SPAWN A CASKET-CAR
ROCKANDROLLCAR - SPAWN A LIMOUSINE
RUBBISHCAR - SPAWN A GARBAGE TRUCK
GETTHEREFAST - SPAWN A SABRE TURBO
BETTERTHANWALKING - SPAWN A CADDY
LOOKLIKELANCE - LANCE SKIN
MYSONISALAWYER - LAWYER SKIN
ILOOKLIKEHILARY - HILARY SKIN
ROCKANDROLLMAN - ROCK AND ROLL MAN SKIN
ONEARMEDBANDIT - ONE ARMED BANDIT SKIN
IDONTHAVETHEMONEYSONNY - MAFIOSI SKIN
SEAWAYS - ???
LOADSOFLITTLETHINGS - ???
HOPINGIRL - DOESN'T WORK
AIRSHIP - ???
FOXYLITTLETHING - MAFIOSI DAUGHTER SKIN
WELOVEOURDICK - SCOTTISH SKIN
GETTHEREQUICKLY - FAST CAR
GETTHEREVERYFASTINDEED - FASTER CAR
GETTHEREAMAZINGLYFAST - EVEN FASTER CAR
FANNYMAGNET - WOMEN MAGNET
CHEATSHAVEBEENCRACKED - BALDGUY SKIN
CERTAINDEATH - CIGARRETTE IN MOUTH
DEEPFRIEDMARSBARS - DOESN'T WORK
PROGRAMMER - DOESN'T WORK
--Bal Harbor Mall*
The Washington Mall in Vice City is the exact same replica of a real mall called "Bal Harbor Mall" in Miami, Florida.
Go to the gas station in the first island. I forgot what’s it’s called but it’s similar to “Mobile”. Now shoot one of the gas pumps and, BOOM!! There will be a big blow.
After you complete all the missions at the Film Studios, there will be nude pictures of Candy Suxxx in your Mansion where Diaz used to live. They are located on the wall in the main office straight up the main entrance stairs.
I'm not exactly sure when this appears, but if you go back to your old Ocean View Hotel room, you can see a hidden package that is opened filled with cocain. Hmmm, Tommy should of just collected 100 packages and gave all the coke to Sonny.
In GTA III, the undercover cop that you have to kill for Asuka is named Mark Tanner, and Tanner is the undercover cop in Driver 1 & 2 (and the upcoming Driver 3). In GTA VC, you have to kill a guy named Mark Hammond, and Mark Hammond is the dude in “The Getaway”. Hmmm, coincidences or not?
--Crockett and Tubbs
If you get a wanted level of three, Crockett and Tubbs off of Miami Vice pull up in cheetah's and try to kill you with UZI's.
Look on top of a gang burrito between the fog lights, you will notice a teddy bear with a hockey mask. So I guess they do have a soft side.
During the movie sequence with Big Mitch Baker about being an "American Badass" (the mission where you have to go around destroying things), you can see a head laying on the ground, but only for a split second so look carefully. It is located on the bottom right of the movie clip.
During the cut-scene when Diaz gets angry that he can’t get his movie out, he says “That was my favorite EL BURRO” movie, and of course El Burro was in porno entertainment. Hehe horny little bugger lol.
--Downtown Liberty City
At the Porn Studios, one of the sets they have is modeled after Downtown Liberty City.
In your room in the Ocean View Hotel, there is a poster of "Fido" (main character in GTA III) hanging on the wall with a flamethrower.
If you look closely at the license plates of any car, you can see a little picture of Florida on it.
Remember in GTA III where a guy named Freddy calls into Chatterbox asking where his nanny was, and that she used to beat him? Well, he calls in on K-Chat, and asks to be beaten by a broomstick from a witch. Creepy guy.
To get to it, go to the helipad at the VCN building. The building on the right has a hallow wall so you can go through it. You have to jump in the closest window on the corner to get inside the hallow point.Inside is a brown chocolate easter egg which says "Happy Easter" lol.
--Human, The Other White Meat
If you look inside the butchers window located in Little Haiti near the Pizza Place and the Funeral Home, you can see a severed arm. Mmmm, yummy lol.
Many believed Hoffa to be thrown in a cement mixer and mixed in with an architectural structure. Well, to see Jimmy Hoffa mixed inside a bridge, go get the Sea Skimmer from its fixed location if you have the film studio missions done otherwise you can't do this. Once you get it, go north to the bridge. Now, try to fly under it. Since the Sea Skimmer is too big, you will go through the bridge a bit. Now, there will be a body inside the bridge. That's a cool easter egg along with the guy in the cement shoes.
If you look closely at one of your gang members (the guys with sunglasses), their faces clearly represent Joey Leone’s face in GTA III.
During the opening sequence of the game with Sonny at Marco's Bistro, you can see a dead guy in the background what looks to be a freezer. Poor guy lol.
I really like this one. Ok, Andy Kaufman was on the show "Taxi" right? Well of course he was. But what's cool is the taxi place in Vice City looks exactly like the taxi place on the show. And the one on the game is called "Kaufman Cabs", so go figure.
If you start a new game, and watch the cut scene where the deal is taking place at the docks with Tommy and the two other guys, you can see that Lance Vance is flying the helicopter.
--Liberty City Fire Department?
Ok this one is really wierd. Go to the Escobar International Airport, and find the little fire station. If you look at it, it says "LCFD". Hmmm, I'm pretty sure it should be "VCFD". But hey, what do I know? lol.
--Mercedes Needs A Makeover
If you haven’t noticed, Mercedes is very ugly in the game. It’s very noticeable in the mission “The Party”. But in the little cartoons they draw of here, she looks much, much better.
--Now That's Huge!
At the hotel across the street from the Malibu, there are some interesting light formations at night (starting at 23:00). If you look at them, they form the shape of male genitals.
--Now Those Are Even Bigger!
If you passed the "G-Spotlight" mission, at night, you now can see a big pair of breasts on the side of the building. Most people know this but hey, some might not.
Please note that I do not know if any of these cost money so call at your own risk. There are many phone numbers on the radio and some of them work. The phone numbers that are proven to work are the following.
1-866-9-Save-Me:---- Pastor Richards
1-866-9-Bury-Me: ---- Funeral Home
1-866-Pillage: ---- Thor
1-866-434-SELF: ---- Not Sure
If you look closely on the back sides of the security guards (the guys in blue), it says “P.I.G.” on there back, while each letter represents a word. I forgot what it stood for though.
--Pogo The Monkey?
Hmm, it's wierd to see Pogo The Monkey on the arcade machine in one of the pizza joints and Kaufman Cabs, considering Pogo The Monkey wasn't created until the time of GTA III.
During the night, look up and you can see a constellation of the Rockstar Games logo.
In Little Haiti, if you go behind the Pay N’ Spray to the big dip thing, you can see R* graffiti all over the walls.
If you go to beach, you can see some sunbathers who are laying on towels with a huge Rockstar logo on it.
If you look closely at the guy working at Ammu-Nation you'll notice he's wearing a Rockstar shirt. His character is actually modeled off of Rockstar's own Sam Houser
This is pretty cool. Go to Apartment 3C over in a little motel with a pink roof over at Ocean Beach I think. The door is wide open so you can waltz right in. Well anyways, if you go inside the bathroom of Apartment 3C, you will see a re-enactment scene of the movie scarface. How do I know, look at the blood on the walls and the chainsaw in the middle of the room lol.
There are three Sunken Ships around Vice City. Not exactly sure where all of them are located, but I know one for sure, which is like at the very top of the map near the first island. Thanks to Lance_Vance at the VC Forum for correcting me on this one.
On Starfish island, there is a pool shaped like a woman’s body. You can see it easily while flying in a helicopter. Also, notice where the diving board is ;).