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Grand Theft Auto III
(hx) 02:33 PM CEST - Jun,11 2002

I doubt there are many gamers out there that have not heard about Grand Theft Auto III (GTA3), the Game of the Year for 2001 for Playstation 2, released last October. Now, publisher Rockstar Games has finally released a version for the PC. Although the PC version doesn't offer any significant new content, GTA III PC still remains a great game even six months after its initial PS2 debut. I still remember the original Grand Theft Auto (1997), with simple graphic, a few weapons and top-down view only, but the game was fun! The sequel, Grand Theft Auto 2 (1999) looked like a clone of the original GTA with tons of new weapons, updated engine a few added features. So what you can expect from GTA3? The concept in GTA3 is pretty much the same, but the game sports a fully 3D engine, new 3rd person mode. Once again you must make money on the streets of Liberty City (based on New York City) in any way possible. If you never played any GTA game, It's not easy to exactly describe the gameplay. Basically, you make contacts with gang wars and corrupt police in the criminal underworld of Liberty City and these bad guys giving you various jobs such as stealing cars to order, planting car bombs, etc...The story line develops through these "crime" missions and take place both in vehicle and on foot, the missions themselves being well varied and quite a lot of fun. Well, most tasks are essentially the same, but if don't feel like playing missions at all, you can just drive around the city or just go insane and start massacre people until the cops will kill you :P   Also the story line is pretty basic, but it fits pretty well into the game. GTA3 features 73 non-linear missions (over 40 hours of game play), various weapons at your disposal (including baseball bats, M16, AK47, Uzi, flame-thrower), 20 mass-destruction challenges, 100 hidden secret packages to find, approximately 50 different vehicles from sports cars to ice cream trucks,  20 cinematic superjumps hidden throughout the city, sub-missions for "special vehicles" (for ambulance, fire truck, police car and tax), import/export garage (find 16 models of cars and get free cars for the rest of the game). The game also includes over 10 different stations to listen (3 hours of music) and ability to listen to your mp3's while you drive.

What is different between PS2 and PC version of GTA3?  Well, the PC version has absolutely nothing new in terms of gameplay. Also the graphic aren't much different from the PS2 except for the higher resolution, but the graphics are still pretty good. The PC version allows you to play the game in resolutions as high as 1600x1200, also textures have been reworked and are now much sharper. The PC version also adds ability to play your mp3's while you drive, mouse/keyboard controls (improved aiming system), and new replay option.  Sadly one of the biggest negatives is the steep system requirements. With recommended minimum - 700Mhz CPU with 128MB of RAM and a 32MB graphics card is game very hardly playable - requires to turn every detail to its lowest setting.  I played the game on my highly tweaked Athlon 900Mhz/512MB, GeForce 2 MX/32MB at 800x600 with most of the options turned down to keep things running smooth.

Is GTA3 worth your hard earned money? The answer is surprisingly simple, if you have never played the PS2 version, definitely yes, because gameplay is superb and the game has really incredible replay value  If you like games of this type and you don't have PS2, then you should get this game. I gave the game 91% - it loses a few points for high system requirements, a few texturing issues, and also because there's no multiplayer. if you want more information (especially about game tweaking), don't forget to visit GTA3 forums. You can also try semi-nude prostitutes nudepatch (I tested it - see shots) and mp3 randomizer for your mp3 files. Playable demo is not available yet.

snd: 5/5 - stunning, superb voice acting (professional actors), three non-stop hours of radio stations (Hip-Hop, Techno, Talk Show...), nice effects (people screaming at you in traffic, police sirens, choppers...), you can listen to your mp3's while you drive, the weapons are a bit weak
gfx: 5/5 - incredible, cars are very well modeled, amazing damage models on each vehicle, well done weather effects, well done textures (especially gore textures), resolution up to 1600x1200/32bit, three camera modes - distant, top-down look(classic), over-the-shoulder view, replay system, steep system requirements
playability: 5/5 - excellent, great atmosphere, 73 non-linear missions (over 40 hours of fun),   incredible replay value,  mouse/keyboard controls (better aiming system), very stable, no multiplayer, carbon copy of the PS2 version in terms of gameplay, minor AI glitches
genre: action/criminal simulation
platform: PC, PS2
release: May 2002
developer: Rockstar Games
publisher: Take 2
Overall: 91%

last 10 comments:

Mikeposted - Jun, 11 2002 - 14:57
WOWIE!!! this game ROX!! wow... wow... a classic!! a definite classic, need polishing a bit (light weight cars! need to fly! etc!) an expansion (vice city) could only make this game more... WOW!!! (sorry, couldn't find anything else to describe the game)

Erbozposted - Jun, 11 2002 - 15:31
Yeah This Game Rockx ! Pup the programmers Suckx cause it has more Bugs then The Rain Forest !

monomaniacposted - Jun, 11 2002 - 15:58
The publisher of the pics has the nude-hookers patch applied. Hehe :) See Pic #33 Damn straight you need a hi spec to play the game at a decent resolution. Plus I find that it slows down after playing for a short time. Shame :(

Lard Assposted - Jun, 11 2002 - 16:19
Grand Buged Auto 3 ! wow this proves Console to PC conversion never WORK ! Patch is needed ASAP else Rockstar will be Bankrupt, with people returning the game cause if the BUGS !

(RAD-UK)posted - Jun, 11 2002 - 16:28
This would be fantastic on the Xbox and in 5.1 Dolby Digital Could also carry over your own mp3 music feature Lets just hope it comes eventually.

Peacemakerposted - Jun, 11 2002 - 17:45
This game is the best i've ever played. It rocks. But the german verson is really bad, the cut everything what had made fun. But the blood patch is avaible on Now you can cut off legs, arms and heads and you can also hurt sb. who is lying on the ground. i hope, that i could help you The Peacemaker

boomerposted - Jun, 11 2002 - 18:25
The game rock but I need a patch so that I can load my saved games.

KAILposted - Jun, 11 2002 - 18:36
Ou FUCK! I have GF4 TI 4400 and the grafic is not perfectly! I cant see the text. HELP ME !!! Fuck detonator!!

RAD-UKposted - Jun, 11 2002 - 18:44
GF3 GF4 + XP users need the "Q" file mentioned in the README.... Works fine on mine now... :)

Marcoposted - Jun, 11 2002 - 19:22
Had the same problem with the menu text, read the help me file, and now its probebly the least buggy game on the pc there is. with this game coming on the PS2 first the designers couldn't use patches and so they had to actually finnsih the game befroe they sold it, on the PC however games designers can just use the excuess of patches to bring games out early and with loads of bugs.

Erkatenaposted - Jun, 11 2002 - 21:00
multiplaya gang, introduce indoor actions (bank\shop robbery), freedom to choose own gang in singleplayer and u'll beat the 99%! 4 now...well done, is the 2002 game 4 sure.

scoreggetorposted - Jun, 11 2002 - 22:44
I cum, i cum ,i cum....ohhh....

CliffZposted - Jun, 12 2002 - 00:04
I have to agree this game is bugged up...Its ok although AI for the people is not that good, bring on Republic..and honestly Morrowind is a better long term game... Patch for Myth Rip and Deviance ISO are at for the person who asked for saved game fix.

Peteposted - Jun, 12 2002 - 02:56
yep i had problems with the text. my p is a 500mhz, 256 ram, geforce 2 32 meg. I play the game at 800*600 resolution at 16 bit, any higher than this i encountered problems with the text. for those with the same problem try knocking down the resolution and set it to 16 bit quality to find out a reasonable setting.

Agustinusposted - Jun, 12 2002 - 06:05
this game is awesome! but previously i've a lot of problem but since that i used patch from cheffz and winxp patch, never show up anymore. great game never dies!

Neoposted - Jun, 12 2002 - 12:10
I cant load my games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!??!?!?!

HadEnoughOfGTA3posted - Jun, 12 2002 - 14:52
If u manage 2 clock the game and read the credits under TESTERS ! see how many ppl tested the GAME ! What happend 2 QC quality Control ! Testers more like Testies !

ATSp@rhawkposted - Jun, 12 2002 - 15:14
For those who can't load their savegame.... LOSSSSSERRR!!! You are using a CD crack which corrupts the game.... BWHAHHAHAHAHH pirates sucks!

Ghetto Starposted - Jun, 12 2002 - 15:51
This game is GREAT but at the same time is FUKKING SHIT.. so much bugs.. so much freezing.. even on low setting, there is so much freezing.. Game has been rushed by R*, hope they get some patching done soon.. loosing patience in playing.. got a P3 900Mhz 512Mb Mem and a Voodoo 5 5500 64Mb. Not a bad system but a badly programmed game.

Brenposted - Jun, 12 2002 - 15:52
That crack ahs now been fixed. Check out Gamecopyworld and it's there. btw, good game......worth the money if u buy it :)

Nunya D. Bidnissposted - Jun, 12 2002 - 16:46
I have not seen one issue that made this game bad in any way. Granted, I just got a new high end system with a GForce 4 Ti4600 card with the Detonator Drivers, I run everything cranked up at a 1600x1200 res and it rocks. I have not had any problems loading saved games either. This game ROCKS. Get it if do not have it.

KvLposted - Jun, 12 2002 - 17:37
It has too many probs, but it's 2k2 TOP GAME... It supports other languages (like italian, the one I use) but I have a VERY BIG problem with my mouse... IT KEEPS TURNING AROUND ON THE RIGHT!!!! HEEEEEELP!!!! Any Ideas?

NeKroposted - Jun, 12 2002 - 22:12
for those that can't see the text. that not nvidia fault, the directx is mest up, if you got windows xp, then you need one of the fixes forgot with one, it the one about the directx screen savers not working properly

Dr. LARRYposted - Jun, 12 2002 - 22:14
this game is the biggest collection of bugs i seen. they better get some patches ready!

Kickasskarlposted - Jun, 12 2002 - 22:21
bugs ? what bugs game froze one or 2 times max ! on my comp at least !

Jayposted - Jun, 12 2002 - 22:51
I didn't see any bugs.. Seems to be a direct port of the PS2 title with the exceptions of updated textures and the way you shoot your gun. I rate this game a A+. Just have one complaint. Why did it take so long to release this fine title? Game was used on a AMD XP 1600 (1.4GHz),Geforce4, 512MB ran smooth if not faster than the ps2 version.

DeAdEyEposted - Jun, 13 2002 - 05:38
yes there are bug .. like a cop car half way through the wall everthing else is good i wish it had Mp then it would be better GTA 4 LIFE

BADBOYposted - Jun, 13 2002 - 07:04
Comments from Lard Ass - Lard Ass posted - Jun, 11 2002 - 10:19 Grand Buged Auto 3 ! wow this proves Console to PC conversion never WORK ! Patch is needed ASAP else Rockstar will be Bankrupt, with people returning the game cause if the BUGS ! A reply for it its win xp proplems not rockstar

Lemmingposted - Jun, 13 2002 - 07:57
*drool* this game is so awesome. I've been playing way too much but who cares? I don't see any bugs but I get some slowdown after I play for a while or after I shut the program down and start it up later without restarting. But yeah, this game is great, definatly one of my favorites. Not for the kiddys though...

mbricoutposted - Jun, 13 2002 - 12:55
Excellent concept, great gameplay, but completely bugged (replay feature, crashes, major slowdowns). Game barely playable on the RECOMMENDED configuration, let alone the MINIMUM... I am waiting for a fix.

Lard Assposted - Jun, 13 2002 - 13:44
ROCK STAR we're waiting for a PATCH ! release the BEAST !!

Altecmakposted - Jun, 13 2002 - 16:18
why cant i change my resolution to a higher setting. everytime i try to it automatically changes it back to the original settings. whats wrong?!?!?!

Ghetto Star*posted - Jun, 13 2002 - 17:28
Regarding Atecmak, when you launch the game at first, that's the only time you can change the Res.. but once you start to play the game and try to change the Res.. it doesn't work... so you have to shut the game down but that means that you have to re-boot the PC, because if you relaunch the game it's X-tra FCUKING slow... BITCH KUNT R* prouction... I want a patch too....

Rodolpho Baggioposted - Jun, 13 2002 - 18:32
I've got a problem here man! My PC requirements arent so good as they ask but the first week i installed the game i played it normal(slow). After 1 week the game asked 12Mb more video memory. I uninstalled the game and installed it again but didnt work. why its asking 12Mb now but earlier not? what the fuck is happening? somebody please help me!

Jaroposted - Jun, 13 2002 - 19:40
I can't play normal GTA 3 on PIII 500MHz, 400 MB Ram and 32 MB Savage 4 I need a Patch for resolution 320x240. Can anybody help me ?? Thanks

Erbozposted - Jun, 13 2002 - 21:37
This game is highly recommended (for frustrated kids to let go their aggresion, and like cheap Playstation-ports)

Lard Assposted - Jun, 13 2002 - 22:40
Listen Up all Dont ya get it R* want us all 2 get PS2's , so if u wanna play it properly get a PS2 !

ben hoganposted - Jun, 14 2002 - 00:18
does any know where to find a map of the hole game or citys where it showes all of the secret packages pleeeeeeeeseeeeeeee

Andrzejposted - Jun, 14 2002 - 01:34
kurwa pojebani jestescie to jest zajebiste huj wam w kask buraki

HasSeCToRposted - Jun, 14 2002 - 01:40
its kind of sex

Mikeposted - Jun, 14 2002 - 03:33
OK I have 1.3 ghz Intel Celeron proccesor, 512 SDRAM, and a 32MB video card(nVidia TNT 2) and I can't run the game all that good, lots of lag!!! Could someone help me email also i could use a no-cd crack cause when I take the CD out it is red hot. Thanx

Wuz Up!!posted - Jun, 14 2002 - 04:45

Ryanposted - Jun, 14 2002 - 05:22
I need help.. I bought the game.. Runs great under Windows 98.. I have a cracked version of Windows XP build version 2600.. And all I get is blocked textures.. I have every update for XP.. AMD 1900XP, Gf4 ti 4400, win xp pro.. If someone has the exact link to the file thats suppose to be in the readme since the readme files link is no good..Also anyone know a way to burn GTA3.. I fucked up the play disc already and have to use the no cd crack which runs the game but the block textures is the only thing that is fucking stopping me.. anyone with a clue pls help thank you.

silentxsniper01posted - Jun, 14 2002 - 09:44
plz help me. when i get like 5 mins in the game IT FREEKIN LAGS BAD and i have a really fast and its pretty new computer

Hobbitposted - Jun, 14 2002 - 09:48
YYYeeeaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! What a ride!!!

Eddyposted - Jun, 14 2002 - 10:46
Hi, I have a problem. GTA 3 doesn't work under W XP. I search a patch for this problem. Write a mail. Thanks!!!

Lard Assposted - Jun, 14 2002 - 11:34
Listen up lame asses ! u warez lamers with missing textures and maps ! go buy a PS2 u DIME BARZ ! U get on My ruby's !

HAWKposted - Jun, 14 2002 - 12:25
I just wanna say THAT GAME NEEDS A PATCH and thats a fact!I have ATI AIW 7500 64 DDR and it's dogy!Optimization of this game is a CRAP!Any one who has a problem with saved game go to GAMECOPYWORLD and find afixed exe file.

GhettoStar*posted - Jun, 14 2002 - 16:18
Lard Ass, I don't see a point in purchasing a PS2, my mate has got it and also the GTA3 and I have a PC and the GTA3.. but I personally love the PC version better. I played on the PS2, and the optomisation is still bad... R* has done a real shitty job with this great game.. I hope R* doesn't produce any of the future GTA games... I would much rather pay my money and get an X-Box than a PS2

ARGentoposted - Jun, 14 2002 - 17:31
ah ja ja boludos, yo uso el gta3 en una p3 800 con 256mb y una gf4 mx 440 en win98 y me anda perfecto jajajajaj giles

Garrisonposted - Jun, 14 2002 - 18:10
Game runs great on my 1.1Gtbird, 512 Meg PC 133, Gforce2 ultra. I slow down in places on the second island but not too bad. Graphics are fantastic. I'm running at 1024x768. Weather effects are great. Game play is a total blast. I can't get enough.

hahaha!posted - Jun, 14 2002 - 19:23
your all nobheads

Garrisonposted - Jun, 14 2002 - 19:25
Where does the semi nude patch come from?

i like headsposted - Jun, 14 2002 - 23:40
heads rule. luke c signing off

the head guy cool.posted - Jun, 14 2002 - 23:43
i like the way the head guy thinks. some1 else give their opinion on the head guy plz.

Ashposted - Jun, 15 2002 - 01:23
mine wont work any more. its bollocks. just click on the exe and it does nothing. using winxp. anyone else have this and know how to fix it?

Brunoposted - Jun, 15 2002 - 07:30
can anyone awnswer me in my e-mail (no time for coming in the site) how can i free 12mb of video memory to play GTA3?? i'm just with a Voodoo3 16mb and i really want it works here.. pls anyone help me!!

poordogposted - Jun, 15 2002 - 09:01
Well, I'm using a Voodoo Banshee card which has no updated driver!!DAMN!!! I got an superb A3D surround card and SHIT!!! it don't have updated driver. Now, i got a game that was so buggy that it just won't load up! Life ain't easy? yep, not if rockstar got a quick stupid patch on it...feels relief now.

NetFoolposted - Jun, 15 2002 - 09:10
I run WinXP, Asus A7V, AMD T-Bird 750, 256MB PC133 SDRAM and a GeForce 4 Ti 4400. Thats not much above the recommended requirements - and this game runs flawlessly. No freezes, no slowdown, no clipping - nothing. This game is my best purchase since Half-Life, back in '98. This game belongs in your library. True, it could be a LOT better with some AI adjustments etc, but this is still a damn fun game.

Lard Assposted - Jun, 15 2002 - 10:43
lame asses go 2 for more info there you'll find loads of lame asses moaning with similar problems ! Get the friggin hint ! buy a PS2 !

Lard Assposted - Jun, 15 2002 - 11:23
Turn the beat around ! Vicki Sue Robinson lives on !

Adam Antposted - Jun, 15 2002 - 13:20
I don't know about your systems but I run a P2 500mhz with 328mb SDram and Nvidia Geforce 2 recommended settings , no lags, no lockups, nothing - About the game, It's nothing new in gameplay but different missions, if you are tired in GTA2 then this game doesn't offers a great deal of exitement even though it has great grafix and improves :(

Charlieposted - Jun, 15 2002 - 13:24
My guy keeps on walking forward or backwards what can i do about it

Agustinusposted - Jun, 15 2002 - 13:50
For those who has problem with loading games : - uninstall every sound/video codec e.g. divx codec, mpeg-2 layer audio codec, etc. - if above doesn't work, download cheffz patch v2 - patch your winxp w/ SP1 tada!! didn't work!! don't try it!!

CHARLIEposted - Jun, 15 2002 - 15:36
My guy keeps on walking forward or backwards what can i do about it

Sonnyposted - Jun, 15 2002 - 21:03
People with weak computers STOP COMPLAINING. If you are too cheap to buy a console then at least invest the money u dont use for the console and put more in your computer if you want to play games. Otherwise stick to DOOM95 or wordprocessing and stop the bitchin! AthlonXP1500, FIC AD-11 mainboard, WinXP, 512MB DDR, GF2 32MB (plannin to upgrade). $160 for the proc and m/b. GF2s are cheap now. $100 for 512MB DDR! all @ You paid more for the PS2 when it first came out! Upgrade your hardware and STOP BITCHIN! No tweaking of anything as yet; game runs SMOOTH on highest settings.

nGposted - Jun, 15 2002 - 21:35
all u ppl bitching about bugs and video card problems upgrade you shit it works like a top on mine even witha GF2 mx 400 smooth as silk don;t rag other ppls products till you check yerself. most probs lie wit yo shit not rockstars

CHARLIEposted - Jun, 16 2002 - 00:35
Well fuck you to I got an AMD ATHOL 1700 XP plus And a geforce 2 ti And 1 gb ddr RAm memory So How come my gut keeps one walking forward its not supposed to

Pavlov\'s Dogposted - Jun, 16 2002 - 01:51
The game is awesome.... except for the fact that I can't play it. It freezes 2 minutes into playing every single time. And it's not like I need to upgrade my hardware. I have an Athlon XP1900, 512MB DDR RAM, an ATI AiW-Radeon 8500DV, and more hard drive space than you can shake a stick at. R* needs to patch this

Louisposted - Jun, 16 2002 - 16:24
To all pirated games supportors Thanks Bren... I try "Grand Theft Auto 3 v1.0 [ENGLISH] No-CD/Fixed EXE #3 07-06-2002 SURFMAN" at and now I my save game loads perfectly and it corrects the texture problem as well. Try it, or you will regret!

Bill CLintonposted - Jun, 19 2002 - 06:45
Anyone know how to have sex with the hookers?

Gundam 0078 GP01posted - Jun, 21 2002 - 10:45
I've a P3 600, 256MB RAM, 32MB TNT2 running on Window 98SE and the game run vvveeerrryyy slow. But after I upgrade my video card to GF4 MX 440 the game run perfectly fine.

Reviewerposted - Jun, 22 2002 - 05:04
Dude...listen to me. DON'T GET THIS GAME!!! It sucks big freaking time. You need a f*cking nasa computer to run it with decent graphics and at a nice resolution. It's got bugs and the physics model is mediocre. A few words: STAY AWAY FROM THIS RIDICULOUS GAME!!!!!

GhettoSoupa*posted - Jun, 26 2002 - 16:21
I have just got rid of my old Base System and splashed out on a new system.. with... Athlon 1600 256 Mb DDRAM and a 64Mb graphics card Make? Model? But this purchase better be worth it.. I am gonna get it next week and I will tell you all if there is no improvements in the game.. Also I had a Voodoo card before, I hear that no one in the gaming industry in supporting voodoo cards.. But anyway, I reply you all soon...

Dréposted - Jun, 26 2002 - 22:50
This is a F*cking great game, but if you want to have it, don't buy it before you have tested that it works on your computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GhettoSoupa*posted - Jun, 28 2002 - 15:37
And I suppose you Mr Dre would have known a way to test it before purchasing it.. would you like to enlighten us?

Someoneposted - Jun, 29 2002 - 04:59
Lardass shut the f*ck up asshole the ps2 console is the lamest i have ever seen in my life pc is way better than that s*hit

SpaceBallposted - Jul, 18 2002 - 04:10
Damn, I can't see any text...heard that it's some kind of Nvidia bug..(I have a Geforce 2 MX400)...otherwise I guess the game is good. Help me anyone...plz..i heard there's some kind of patch for that..(not Gta3 patch 1.1..something else)

GhettoSoupa*@PissedOposted - Jul, 26 2002 - 16:51
GhettoSoupa* is not happy with this game.. even with an Athlon xp 1600, DDR Grphics card with 64Mb Mem... Not happy, still slow and painfully annoying... I put the PATCH in too and still no improvements.. RESLUT.. FCUK U Rock*

Happydayposted - Jul, 28 2002 - 06:01
If anyone can please help, i am having some video problems with my SiS315 64 meg card, i was just wondering if someone knew how I could fix this

Rainydayposted - Jul, 30 2002 - 00:49
Yes Lardass, shut the foek up! ..the games great though

fredbobposted - Jul, 30 2002 - 06:48
For those of you that thinks the game has ridiculous requirements and runs too slow etc, I have an Intel 400mhz CPU, less than 1/3 what most of you have from AMD speedwise, and it runs great. I recently tried with AMD 800mhz, same RAM, same video card (Creative 3D Blaster) and it's so slow it's unplayable entirely.

Harasemiuc Alexandruposted - Aug, 03 2002 - 00:34
I have a Geforce 2 MX400 with 128 Mb and I can't see the text.What can I do to see the text?

Fermioposted - Aug, 03 2002 - 05:37
I have a Thunderbird 1GHz 256 MB ram an a GForce 2 MX 400 (64 MB) and this game kicks ass. You asshole that are complaining abou slowdowns and other kind o things shoul think abou buying a descent mother board, good ram and a good brand video card. For the assholes who can´t see the text, stop using windows xp or search the www for the fix. Once more, this game kicks asses !!! STOP BUYING CHEAP COMPUTERS, SPEND MORE CASH AND BUY DESCENT HARDWARE, LAMMERS !!!

Fermioposted - Aug, 03 2002 - 05:39
By the way, I should buy a new keyboard he he he

Svenposted - Aug, 03 2002 - 12:12
the nudepatch can be found at :-) Sven

Quazar™posted - Aug, 04 2002 - 05:38
ok everybody listen very carefully because THIS IS HOW YOU FIX THE "NO SEE TEXT" BUG. IF YOU HAVE WINXP GO TO THIS SITE;EN-US;q306676 AND DONWLOAD THE Q306676 FILE. THAT WILL FIX THE TEXT BUG SO YOU CAN SEE IT. everybody can thank me now. I have a 1.8ghz 512rd ram, geforce 3 ti 200, and well GTA3 looks like a freakin cartoon on even the highest settings. nothing like the screenshots of it on the site. i hate it when companies/people do that... get your hopes up then drop you on your ass.

CronosTheDecieverposted - Aug, 06 2002 - 05:44
This game is MAD! Though my machine can only just run it well enough. For asshole who suggested we all spend more money on hardware, you're an asshole. This game is definately helping to push people into upgrades, game designers should have been able to have the game run better on slower machines. This game is MAD! or did I say that already?

Quazar™posted - Aug, 06 2002 - 07:20
And Quazar saves the day again... ok dis is how you fix the problem of not being able to load your saved games. Theft Auto 3 v1.0 [ENGLISH] No-CD/Fixed EXE 3 download that and replace the old gta3.exe with this new one in the link provided. switch them then it wurks. everybody can now thank me fer helping you all with the 2 biggest bugs in GTA3. huked on fonixs wurked fer me :)

Quazar™posted - Aug, 06 2002 - 07:26
(continued from message above)ok my bad disregard the link above use dis one instead!ace ,pick a mirror then download then switch the 2 exe files (look in the comment above) (the second mirror usualy is the lest used= faster download)

Quazar™posted - Aug, 06 2002 - 08:59!ace THAT IS 1 COMPLETE LINK afraid in the previous message it might not have occured to the lesser minded people and they would just try the first half of it!

GhettoSupa*posted - Aug, 06 2002 - 16:24
I have just bought a Nvidia GeForce 4 Mx440.. Now the game ROCKS... No problem what so ever... For those of you guys who like complex games.. I will recommend playing "Spiderman" FUCKING HARD TO GET USED TO..

BaByGoukiposted - Aug, 07 2002 - 01:12
Quazar™ - Earth? You Rock MAN!!! You at least are helping people rather than those rich lamers who think they are so great just be cause they own their petty originals! Quazar you are Mr. Nice Guy!

Quazar™posted - Aug, 07 2002 - 07:27
Thanks dude. OK 1 dude is nice enough to thank me how about everyone else?.... Im waiting....and waiting......and waiting.....

GhettoBoiposted - Aug, 08 2002 - 16:16
Where's the site with the Nude Patch? Quazaar??...

Quazar™posted - Aug, 09 2002 - 01:12
My name has 1 A in it dude. The nude patch can be found here and its V2.0 so it should wurk with any system. just click on the "new version" link then save.

GhettoAsianBoiposted - Aug, 09 2002 - 17:19
Cheers, sorry about the mis-spelling there Diamond Geezer.. GhettoRiceBoi...

ugloogposted - Aug, 09 2002 - 22:28
i cannot play the game either, the grafic is too slow, is some one can help me, my computer spesification is prosesor duron 800Mgz, ram 128, vga riva tnt2 model 64 32 mega,mainboard asus tell me wht sould i do plz

Quazar™posted - Aug, 10 2002 - 00:44
try setting your game resolution to its lowest 800x600x16 i think.... not sure. and turn off the trails and all that and set the rendiong distance to its lowest. if that doesnt help...then well..... you got bad luck or get a video card. honestly that is my professional opion im not trying to sound like some of the dudes that have posted before me though.

Quazar™posted - Aug, 10 2002 - 02:38
nope 640x480x16 set it to that and hardware does always help :)

Jackmasterposted - Aug, 10 2002 - 02:42
Quaazar u fixed my winxp prob thanx. but lardass, i have lower than minimum requirement but game runs better than any other. i got both gta3 patch 1.1 and the win xp patch that quaazar suggested and game is awesome

Quazar™posted - Aug, 10 2002 - 06:59

Quazar™posted - Aug, 11 2002 - 07:13
OK I found a tool to measure the frame rate FOR ANY AND ALL GAMES!!! YES THATS RIGHT ALL GAMES. download the thing at the very top and install then leave it open during a game then the number will appear in a corner of your choose. so lets see how good yalls stuff really is... i personly was getting about 50fps on 1600x1200x32. and is it just me or do i post a lot of messages here?

Skidpadposted - Aug, 11 2002 - 16:29
If you get that stupid message"(You need 12mb of video memory)"when you start the game. Well then you need to upgrade your videocard.

Quazar™posted - Aug, 11 2002 - 19:21
i got that message once dude and i have a geforce 3 ti 200 128mb ddr. figure that out. i just restarted the game and never got it again.

Grand Theft Auto-edposted - Aug, 12 2002 - 00:20
I have the cracked verson of GTA3, I am gettin the real thing hoping it workx better cause mine now is SHIT! Does the real game with the 1.1 patch make it work fine, like no slow up and no lags in game?

Carposted - Aug, 12 2002 - 17:07
Please help, I can't play crecked game on Windows XP!!! I mean it can be played but whitout text in links...if someone have clue send me please...

Quazar™posted - Aug, 13 2002 - 01:02
ok dude if you had read the messages before this you would already know the answer and Comments from Quazar™ - Earth? posted - Aug, 03 2002 - 23:38 ok everybody listen very carefully because THIS IS HOW YOU FIX THE "NO SEE TEXT" BUG. IF YOU HAVE WINXP GO TO THIS SITE;EN-US;q306676 AND DONWLOAD THE Q306676 FILE. solution to this problem.

Grand theft auto-edposted - Aug, 13 2002 - 01:21
Quazar, u seem to be the tech of this site, so my above question is now directed at you. If the cracked version of GTA3 is very laggy and shitty now, will the real game with the patch run better on my system (AMD 550 with TNT2 nvidia card)?

Quazar™posted - Aug, 13 2002 - 04:09
Mmmm........... well thats kinda a hard question. i have a craked version and it works fine, or well almost fine but thats not the point. your system might be a little inadaquate for the game (no offense) but if you set all the settings on low you might get a good gameplay experience. my suggestion is to save your money and instead use it to get a better video card...possibly a Nvidia Geforce 3 ti 200 64mb or well you might want the 128 version. i think it cost under $100 now and its a great purchase, well the 128 version might be a little more 130$ max id say. not to sound like a hardware freak. your money on the game because there is no noticable change in the cracked and athentic versions that i can find. in summary no differnce. and thanks fer spelling my name right. and hardware does help.

Grand Theft Auto-edposted - Aug, 13 2002 - 04:34
ok thx for the input quazar, but the thing is, I think it WILL work better because the patch is actually able to be installed with the real game, and you never no, maybe the ripped version of my game is shit. Oh well thx for replying and advice on the hardware, and by the way u don't sound like a hardware freak, its just that every 1 on else this site is comp illiterate :) thx again.

Quazar™posted - Aug, 13 2002 - 04:56
huked on fonixs wurked fer me :) but well try it if you wish your game your money. but i would still go with hardware :)

Bodadposted - Aug, 13 2002 - 07:19
I was having trouble with loading the saved games and tried what quazar suggested but now that I swapped the files when I click on the new one it asks for disk 2 to be inserted or to esc (which takes me out of the game). What am I doing wrong?

Quazar™posted - Aug, 13 2002 - 14:07
put disc 2 in your cd-rom holder thingy and then click on it after a few seconds it should wurk. if that doesnt wurk email me at

luke murphyposted - Aug, 14 2002 - 00:37
Quazar u r the best i took your advise on q306676 the text an it worked man u rock. thx man.

Quazar™posted - Aug, 14 2002 - 04:33
just glad i could help. thats 3 and counting........

Jimboposted - Aug, 15 2002 - 00:03
yo skidpad!i have a voodoo 3 agp and i get that stupid 12mb message. i've tried adjusting the sttings but the game refuses to work. and Quazer what do you mean you restarted the game my game wont come ON, do you mean reinstall.and how come other peaple are able to get the game working on a voodoo 3. IF ANYONE FIXED THIS PROBLEM PLEASE TELL ME HOW!!!!

PC Geniusposted - Aug, 15 2002 - 00:07
Ye! HELP ME TO! Im having the 12MB problem aswell. Does anyone know how to fix it!

Quazar™posted - Aug, 15 2002 - 02:22
well........i have to admit i dont know this one. but there is 1 thing you can do...TECH SUPPORT!!!!!! it really wurks or try reading the readme. but i did get that message once and i clicked ok or something the message went away and game ran fine. and of course try the usual reinstall, defrag, disk clean up, and get latest drivers fer your card from wherever. thats really all i can say. i dont have a voodoo nor do i know anything about them or whoever makes them lol

GTA 3 Loverposted - Aug, 15 2002 - 09:11
THIS IS FOR ALL THE PEOPLE HAVING THE PROBLEM WITH THE TEXT!!! I have a G Force 2 MX400 with 64mbs of ram. I had the text problem too. I went to: US/Q306676_WXP_SP1_x86_ENU.exe It starts the download on it's own. After it is done downloading, click on the icon. It'll ask you a few gay questions like "Do you want to back up your files?", just say no and continue, after that, the rest is done on its own. It worked for me tell me if it works for you.

Quazar™posted - Aug, 15 2002 - 14:27
Ive already said the exact same thing like 3 times already. so you just wasted good pixels on that message. if you dont belive me scroll up on this page and look.

GhettoPimpposted - Aug, 16 2002 - 17:22
Oi Yeah.. Shit.. I forgot.. I'm having a minor problem with my game. I've a Nvidia GeForce 4. Game runs as smooth.. but when I play the game for a while... MY FUCKING CURSOR STARTS TO SHOW UP DURING THE GAME.... Does anyone have the same problem and how do I FIX IT? merci...

Quazar™posted - Aug, 16 2002 - 22:58
you video card doesnt matter. umm well if it showed down and then showed up your computer probly got an IM or spam or something. try alt+tab out then get back in.

ibid (krichek)posted - Aug, 17 2002 - 01:53
from above: I don't have the iso or any cds

Quazar™posted - Aug, 17 2002 - 03:16
well give me yur email addrress and ill send you mine

krichekposted - Aug, 17 2002 - 05:04

Dignan88posted - Aug, 17 2002 - 17:53
Hey Quazar - How do I run that Surfman.ace file? Do I change the extension to something or what? Thatnk for all the help. by the way

Quazar™posted - Aug, 17 2002 - 19:13
umm centaurus send me your gta3.exe and ill see what i can do. and dignan88 you are going to have to be a little more specific than that

Dignan88posted - Aug, 17 2002 - 20:39
Quazar, sorry. The "Load Game" patch that you posted at this link "!" downloads as a file labled with a .ace file extension. I've never seen one of those before, and don't know how to run them, or if I should change the file extension to something else to run it. I see all these replies from people saying how great the patch works, and I can't figure out how to use it. The file downloads exactly as this: "GTA3_SURFMAN.ace" Thanks.

anonymousposted - Aug, 17 2002 - 22:16

Skidpadposted - Aug, 17 2002 - 22:23
I Think Im on my way to fixing the "12mb of available memory" problem for the voodoo3. If its sucsessful i'll upload it onto the web!

Quazar™posted - Aug, 17 2002 - 22:46
umm dignan88 did you ever think to actualy try it first? because .ace is like an auto install/unzipp thing. click on it and run it.

dignan88posted - Aug, 17 2002 - 23:38
Thanks, that's what I was curious about. I had tried it, but didn't have the right program to run it. Also, any solution to the insert disc 2 comment when you don't have disc 2 to insert?

Quazar™posted - Aug, 18 2002 - 05:13
yeah get the no-cd patch. duh. should have it

Centaurusposted - Aug, 18 2002 - 05:48
Hey Quazar, im trying to send you this gta3.exe file but it sends it back due to the file being too large for yahoo mail...maybe i can send it through AIM,my sn is Centaurus17...thanks again

Quazar™posted - Aug, 18 2002 - 08:29
i think i just set the dodo flying record!!! i flew fer 41,794 seconds or exactly 29 days our time. i would show you but i cant paste the pic on here. ill send it to you if you dont beleave me. so BEAT DAT SUCKAS!!!!!! and centaurus you need to compress it forst. yahoo has a 1.5mb limit and gta3.exe is like 2.2mb un-compressed.

bigwillposted - Aug, 18 2002 - 08:46
The game is awesome.... except for the fact that I can't play it. It freezes 5 minutes into playing every single time. And it's not like I need to upgrade my hardware. I have an Athlon XP1900, 256MB DDR RAM, an ATI Radeon 7500, and 80g hard drive. R* needs to patch this Please help, I can't play

Quazar™posted - Aug, 18 2002 - 10:18
wow that sucks. lol. I wouldnt know where to start on that one. over my head so to speak. why dont you try tech support?

aaarrrposted - Aug, 18 2002 - 11:37
Hey Quasar, I downloaded the Myth version, and the SURFMAN!ace file you suggested above gets a message saying the file is corrupted. Now when I try to start GTA3.exe I get a message saying: "A required .DLL file, MSS32.DLL, was not found" What is this file?

Quazar™posted - Aug, 18 2002 - 12:45
the corrupted file.... duh. download a differnet one or from a differnet mirror.

Yehposted - Aug, 19 2002 - 07:24
Ok its a cool game but the system requiments are way over board

GhettoRiceBoiposted - Aug, 19 2002 - 13:03
Hey.. (Arrr & Quazar), I thought that if it was a .dll file not found problem.. You need to install the latest Direct X that comes with the game.. In GTA3, you need to install the DirectX 8.1 try that. install it and see if the game runs.. I used to have problems with other games and I always solve it by loading the directx the game comes with.. Caio..

Quazar™posted - Aug, 19 2002 - 14:30
a .dll file is a system or program file that runs the thing. could be drivers, or anything else that you can think of. I say just download it again or try a differnet mirror. but you should also try caio's idea

Hariaposted - Aug, 20 2002 - 14:01
Can pliz anyone tell me how to burn a copy of this game from the original. I have CloneCD, but even it cannot read that encrypted sector so it returns with an error. Any help appreciated.

Quazar™posted - Aug, 20 2002 - 14:21
make it in to an iso then burn it to a disk

playerposted - Aug, 21 2002 - 05:24
first off this game kicks ass but i have a problem the the main character he looks fine in the begining but once u get to your hideout and get into he's street cloths he looks totaly pixelated like his cloth wrinkles are square and his jacket has big squares please help!!!!

Quazar™posted - Aug, 21 2002 - 06:04
when you first get to the hideout, save right then. exit the game then load it back up and see if it helped any.

playerposted - Aug, 21 2002 - 07:33
sorry didnt help any other suggetions??

Quazar™posted - Aug, 22 2002 - 00:53
dude its just a little glicth no serious problems right? so live with it it will probly go away later in the game. if not ask the guys at the the they smarter than me

Skidpadposted - Aug, 22 2002 - 23:32
Lets face it gta3 is full of serious bugs, even for the people with top end pcs i've spent over 300 euro trying to get working fast but it still lags (well really its more of a stall).Lets just stop and have a think about what gta4 needs to run on (maybe a 512mb video card before they ever been invented!! Its a Kick ass game but rockstar have to get their act together!!!!!!!

the rainmakerposted - Aug, 23 2002 - 05:02
the damn radio never works when i try, what the hell is wrong with it? i'm running winxp with a p4 1.4ghz 712ram

Quazar™posted - Aug, 23 2002 - 05:42
mine neither so i just use the "make yur own radio station thing" and listne to the music i like. but make sure you have the audio files copied off the disk to yur hard drive. oh and on a personal note. Im upgrading my pc from a 1.8ghz, 256mb rdram, Gf3 ti 200 to a 2.0ghz, 1gb rdram and a Gf4 Ti 4200. but does anybody know where i can find 1gb of rd memory (pc800) fer less than 600$ or a GF4 Ti 4200 64mb (no tv-out) fer less than 150$ ?

Skylineposted - Aug, 24 2002 - 09:01
Hey,,I have p4-2266,gf4ti4400,256ddr,but it seems that the gameplay is sluggish,freezes..?? how can i work this out??

Quazar™posted - Aug, 24 2002 - 18:36
that happens to me a lot some too but try closing all non-essential background programs to free up some memory. usualu fer me it starts to run smooth about 4 or 5 minutes into the game.

Skidpadposted - Aug, 24 2002 - 23:20
I have a Pentium 4 2.53gz 512mb Ram and geforce 4 ti4600 I used to have a Pentium 3 450mhz 128ram and a voodoo 3 and the game runs great now! For the people who are still having problems with the game speed, you have to upgrade i recomend buying a geforce3,4. You might find that you dont have an AGP slot for new cards, but you can still get a good pci card.Or if your just to lazy try closing background progarms that your not using you can do this using the Ctrl+Alt+Del Keys.You can also buy Ram and its cheap now and it'll make a big difference in the game.

Skidpadposted - Aug, 25 2002 - 00:15

Skylineposted - Aug, 25 2002 - 05:07
yes it does run smooth after few minutes,, but i would like to know how to improves it graphical performance, cause mine still displays "stair-steps" you know it right?? i thought by upgrading my pc i could eliminate those stair-steps..

Quazar™posted - Aug, 25 2002 - 06:29
skidpad you dreamin son about 30fps, more like 4 or 5 maybe...if yur lucky. and what do you mean by "stair-steps" skyline because i have no idea what yur talking about.

Jimposted - Aug, 26 2002 - 17:37
When running the game in W98/W98SE you will need to turn on the DMA setting on your HDD. this will then make the game much more playable (if it is currently lagging). Otherwise get a faster computer w/ at least 64Mb of video memory (not shared though).

GhettoBoiposted - Aug, 27 2002 - 17:13
Just finished the game.. Was fun, I think I will keep the game in my Classics Box.. Anyone else may wanna suggest me some good games to play..

Quazar™posted - Aug, 27 2002 - 23:09
honestly, do you really think thats appropiate fer a gta3 review page? (Tachyon:The Fringe, DuesEx, Red Faction)(i didnt say anything ;P)

Joe Bobposted - Aug, 30 2002 - 05:38
You people are a little impatient. Take the time to research your drivers and dlls. This game runs fine with no bugs on a AMD K6-2 450, 128megs of ram and a voodoo3 card. Maybe you need to pay for PC support??

albertposted - Aug, 30 2002 - 06:57
anybody know what is the best way to complete the BIG N' VEINY mission; i'm stock in this mission because i can't get the goal in 20 seconds. what can you suggest me?

ashleigh robinsposted - Aug, 30 2002 - 12:28

GhettoPimp..posted - Aug, 30 2002 - 12:41
Albert's BIG N VIENY.. you don't have to finish all the levels.. as much as you want to just like me.. I did everything apart from that one... I nearly finished it but couldn't be arsed doing it all over again.. I think the trick is to stick to the road rather than going crazy on speed..

Pyroposted - Aug, 30 2002 - 20:05

Skidpadposted - Sep, 01 2002 - 22:04
Yo Joe bob, one of my computers has the same spec as the system you described but it wont run. Could you tell me what driver you have for your voodoo!

Quazar™posted - Sep, 02 2002 - 05:56
PRYO!!. if you had a GF4 Ti then it would not matter if you had framesync on or not. but then you probly got the Mx version didnt you? and framesync will imporve framerates at the loss of quality. but a Gf4 ti 4200, 4400, 4600, would not slow fer that.... BUT AN MX 440 OR 460 WOULD!!!!!!!

ghettoboiposted - Sep, 04 2002 - 13:52
Skidpad, I am surprised you still use Voodoo cards. They have gone down under.. I used to have a Voodoo 5 5500AGO and I snapped it in half cos it was so good(catch my drift).. And you Asleigh Robins.. PLAYSTATION SUCKS.. Especially one.. It won't be able to handle GTA3..

cpu-slayerposted - Sep, 05 2002 - 00:57
this game is a little buggie im running a duron 1 gig and 768 mgs pc 133 with a g force 2 64 mg,runs like crap under win 2000 pro, and lard ass sucks balls with his suck ass ps2, do yourself a favor,if your not a pc gamer buy an xbox! worth the bux

kimoposted - Sep, 06 2002 - 18:51
this game rox da motha fuckin shit!!!!!

RILEYposted - Sep, 08 2002 - 05:20

mokposted - Sep, 09 2002 - 02:20
i neeed to know this game runs on win200nt? or i have to change my opertating system?

dudeposted - Sep, 14 2002 - 01:31
I have a burned copy with the no-cd patch and run it on Win 2000 Pro. The game doesn

I\'ve been doneposted - Sep, 15 2002 - 01:55
Well think yourselves lucky those who can actualy run the game. I have shelled out over 30 quid for a game that installs and then will only play the mpeg saved to the folder on my PC. . after that I get a blank screen and nothing else... wow that was money well spent... any help would be greatfully recieved.

Jamesposted - Sep, 16 2002 - 18:46
I'm from belgium, it's a copy it worked splendid,now i've lost the pads, tried all the things u said, and it still doesn't work, because the "update language is different from the installed language" or something. S O S?!

noneposted - Sep, 16 2002 - 20:27
to the person with the "grand theft auto 3 requires at least 12MB of video card memory" error. I found this:

kimoposted - Sep, 17 2002 - 18:32
there's any patch to play this game on windows 2000 professional nt?

Beltchposted - Sep, 22 2002 - 00:46
Game runs fine for a couple of seconds then clouds over black for a minute...corrects and goes bad again i have windows xp...any help ou there?

Jules Winnfieldposted - Sep, 22 2002 - 12:38
Thanx for the tips & URL's Quazar. My GTAIII works great now!

Javierposted - Sep, 25 2002 - 02:57
Hey GTA III is a really great game, except i have a gigantic problem. Can't load my games, help me out.

Quazar™posted - Sep, 27 2002 - 00:56
And Quazar saves the day again... ok dis is how you fix the problem of not being able to load your saved games. Theft Auto 3 v1.0 [ENGLISH] No-CD/Fixed EXE 3 download that and replace the old gta3.exe with this new one in the link provided. switch them then it wurks.

WooHooposted - Oct, 01 2002 - 18:20
Hey this game Rocks . but I guess I have a huge problem ... the written part of teh game (menus , talking) is not woring I get a solid box instead of the texts ... is this a problem of my crack or what is it ??? if anyone know ... plz e-mail me .. Thanks

Bonoposted - Oct, 01 2002 - 23:32
Ok this game is by far one of the best!!!....but I cant load my saved games!!! PLEASE HELP!!!Does anyone knows what is the problem???

Quazar™posted - Oct, 02 2002 - 04:14
GOOD GOD BONO IF THERE IS ONE THING I CANT STAND ITS STUPID PEOPLE. IF YOU HAD READ 2 MESSAGES UP FROM YOURS THEN YOU WOULD KNOW WUT I MEAN. AAAAHHHHH!!! SOME PEOPLE. and woohoo if you had read the readme in your gta3 directory thgen you would know that the fix for that is in there (or the addrress is to whre to get the fix)just to prove myslef correct againg: TROUBLESHOOTING _________________ Windows XP + nVIDIA based cards (possibly other brands): We have found a possible problem with Windows XP that manifests itself as graphical problems both in the game menu and also during game play. We have traced this problem to be a Windows XP problem. Technically this problem is solved by the use of a newer version of d3d8.dll than is shipped on CD with Windows XP. (The version on the Windows XP CD that has problems is 5.1.26000.0 – versions tested without error include 5.1.2600.15 and 5.1.2600.29) Currently the only way we know to update this dll file is to install the Windows XP Patch: “The Computer Cannot Enter Standby or Hibernate If a Direct3D-Based Screen Saver Is Running (Q306676)” downloadable from the following Web Site: US/Q306676_WXP_SP1_x86_ENU.exe. STUPID PEOPLE AGAIN!!

Adamposted - Oct, 07 2002 - 21:12
1. If you said buy a PS2 then get a freaken life and buy an xbox or a PC. 2. If you have problems with the 12mb memory problem ot cant be fixed. There is one way...BUY A FREAKEN GRAPHICS CARD. 3.If you cant load your games then download gta3 V1.1 patch wich can be found on most fan sites. 4.If your having probs with xp i saw an xp patch somewhere. If you cant find it then get win98. 5.If you have probs with lag then use your eyes and look on the requirments. 6.IF YOU HAVE GOT A PS2 GO AND GET AN XBOX! I agree with quazar. You lot are stupid. Hope you got that into your freaken heads

kimoposted - Oct, 09 2002 - 22:37
i've downloaded an emulator for play station 2, and the grand theft auto 3 for ps2 too, but how can i play tha game , how can i put it together

Quazar™posted - Oct, 10 2002 - 00:16
why dont you just get the real pc game instead of a emulator piece of shit.

helloverposted - Oct, 11 2002 - 11:01
for those of you with a Myth ISO (or some Deviance ISO's) who can't load savegames and are looking for the file "Grand Theft Auto 3 v1.0 [ENGLISH] No-CD/Fixed EXE #3 07-06-2002 SURFMAN" mentioned up at the top which used to be at, i found an english version of this on a russian site: ...over on the right side, download "Grand Theft Auto No CD/Fixed EXE" (v1.0) or "Grand Theft Auto v1.1 [English] No CD/Fixed EXE" (v1.1).

fotskiposted - Oct, 16 2002 - 05:45
HEEEEEELP!!! Just got GTA III ( yeah I know I took my time) but I cannot start the game! It seems to freeze after the intro and credits roll. The freeze happens when that picture of all the characters comes up. After that no input isd allowed only a reset r hard powerdown works! Running 98 SE with Duron 700, 512meg sdram, GF2 MX400 so that should be enough. Have tried re-installing Direct x8.1 and have latest Nvidia drivers...... any help appreciated

Johnposted - Oct, 20 2002 - 05:27
Hi, Guys I have just got GTA3. I love the game but it always crashes on me. The graphics run fine and I got the fix from Microsoft. But it still doesn't work. I either get a message saying that there was an Unhandled Exception or the game just exits by itself. I am running Win Xp with an AMD Athlon 1.3ghz 256mg Ram 20g hard drive and a Nvidia 32mg TnT 2 Graphics card Please help email:

yeah... okayposted - Oct, 21 2002 - 21:45
savegame fix: those with myth release... go to , get the no-cd file, and replace exe. then run out and buy the fucking game. "if you build it (good games), they will come (and pay the fucking money)."

HexCrackerposted - Oct, 22 2002 - 20:07
Hello.... I have a big problem: I can load my saves!!! Can somebody tell my how to fix it?I have winXP and i have instaled service pack AND NO-CD fix but when i replace gta3 exe with no cd fix than he asks me to insert cd-2 and cd is in cd-rom!Somebody HELP PLEASE!!What do i do wrong?

ahmed mostafaposted - Oct, 25 2002 - 02:18
IT runs on xp but the map and any words dont appear

ahmedposted - Oct, 25 2002 - 02:36
i want to know why it doesnt work on xp the words dont appear plz send

Mickyvaiposted - Oct, 27 2002 - 15:26
I'm planning to stole a N*S* computer.May be I will play this game on a PC

ahfposted - Oct, 29 2002 - 09:32
if you want to start the game on a 16 meg voodoo 3 you have to set the screen res as low as you can - this frees up video mem and the game will run. Of course it won't run very well, it'll freeze real quick. I heard that there's a patch to avoid hangs on voodoo but can't fint it. If anyone does, a mail plz ? :)

Kenanposted - Oct, 31 2002 - 05:44
Hey, i have gta 3 and it works great exept when i want to load a game it doesn load. I tried to do the things that quazar said earlier but i dont really understand because the sites that you posted dont pop up for some reason. if you could help me please do because i need clear instructions. or if you could just email me one of the files that let me load my games up it would be great. also when i tried to put the gta version 1.1 patch on it said undefined version i think so if you could tell me how to fix that it would be really great. Thank you

Kenanposted - Nov, 06 2002 - 04:07
Hey guess what you guys really suck cuz i figured out how to fix my game without your guys's help. I waited a week then i just gave up on help then i just fixed my problem myself. So, uh, u suck.

konioyoposted - Nov, 06 2002 - 08:56
This game is AWSOME! This game ROCKS! I have AMD 1600+ with 128 MB DDR RAM and GF3Ti200 and on win98se it is running so f**** smooth! I am soooo happy. And one more thing. BIG THX FOR ALL THOSE GUYS GIVING ME THE URLS FOR LOAD PATCH, YOU ARE THE BEST!!

Quazar™posted - Nov, 09 2002 - 01:02
hey skenanp, fuck you aight? nobody here sucks, except for you of course. because all we wanted to do is help and you are the one just being one big asshole, not trying to help or even attempt to help or hell even saying something positive, just being a fuck-wad. and if you have been so elightened on how to fix gta3 why dont you share with the rest of the world fuck-nut.?

Stalefishposted - Nov, 09 2002 - 03:01
this is gonna sound funny... Quazar, I did your text fix and I'm in like Flyn.....but its in Spanish... What do I do???

Stalefishposted - Nov, 09 2002 - 03:04
BTW, thanks in the first place...4 and counting.

Stalefishposted - Nov, 09 2002 - 03:34
Well, after decifering Spanish, I fixed all my text back to English. But I'm having the same problem Charlie has. My guy continously walks forward. This prevents me from saving the game with a car (can't back out of the garage). Whats the deal??

Quazar™posted - Nov, 09 2002 - 04:12
i had that problem once, i reinstalled and it was fixed. you could try playing with the control configurations (classic, custom etc.) to see if that will do/change anything.

8 - Ballposted - Nov, 09 2002 - 21:45
could any1 plz tell me where i can get vice city for the pc (download) OR when it is comin out for the PC Mail me at my e-mail.

Quazar­™posted - Nov, 10 2002 - 22:49
8- ball, ill just pretend i didnt hear that. everybody and there mother knows that its not for the pc yet. .......dumbass.........

pirogposted - Nov, 12 2002 - 06:22
Quazar.. just want to say thank u for all the help.. me and my friends we really appreciate all this crap. and i'm very impressed with your patience with all those dumbasses.. thanx man.. u rock

Zikeposted - Nov, 12 2002 - 15:38
CAN'T LOAD THE DAMN SAVED GAMES? Not using winXP? THEN DO THIS: Download the version 1.1 patch (the official - can be found everywhere) THEN search kazaa and find the EXE cracked file of the original GTA3.EXE - it's about 2,3 m - replace the cracked with the original.. There ya go..

Jordanposted - Nov, 13 2002 - 10:32
Fuck this game .I can't load it.

my nameposted - Nov, 14 2002 - 23:15
you cant load this game cos you have a cracked copy and a bad one at that. find another crack and try again this is a common problem and dont try to find the save game fix file because you wont be able to patch the cracked .exe file

New game owner..posted - Nov, 15 2002 - 08:12
got a fix for this one anyone??? all I get in my cd folder is setup or autorun? PLEASE Help...

MuzikalenPumiarposted - Nov, 17 2002 - 03:11
This is my vafourite game !!! i love all GTA's ...they're just amazing. All of them :) PS: Jordan, aide deee pitai i 6te ti pomognat da si q LOAD-ne6 :)

motassemposted - Nov, 20 2002 - 19:57
Ou FUCK! I have GF4 mx 440 nvidia 64 MB and the grafic is not perfectly! I cant see the text. HELP ME !!! please help me

Reveersposted - Nov, 22 2002 - 07:32
Can't anybody read anymore? Motassem, unless your mousewheel is broken or you are illiterate, which I doubt, Quazar has answered any and ALL questions regarding problems with text and loading saved games, plus a little nudity just over half way down this page. All thank Quazzar, because he beat me to it. Just go the game today and I'm hoping to play it properly as soon as I install the WinXP patch from: (both halfves need to go on the same line in your browser). Need anything else? Just read then download, then enjoy.

Reveersposted - Nov, 22 2002 - 20:50
Ok, I've finally gotten the game to work. Prob is, I've got a ripped version from "Myth" and I still can't load my saved game. I've got the GCWorld Patch, nodda, Quazar's patch didn't work either, it tells me I need to insert the second CD. Question is, how do I find out what version of the game I'm running, I need to know whether it's 1.0 or 1.1. Any help?

adamposted - Nov, 28 2002 - 04:22
uhm for me the save game patch i got from Kazaa, however, i have a problem myself. I have the block text problem, however, i am running windows 98. if anyone happens to still be reading this board and has any advice i would appreciate an email or a post on the board, thanks a lot....btw if you are having trouble with the 12mb thing...for me i just changed my resolution to what i use in game before i started the game..... oh and my system (a complete piece of shit is pII 450, a TNT (not TNT2) 16mb card and 256mb of ram) and the game runs perfect cept for the text, almost no lag....

see aboveposted - Nov, 28 2002 - 07:35
uh, nm i was just being stupid and hadn't updated my drivers in about two years.....hope what i said will help somebody

Thomasposted - Dec, 20 2002 - 00:16
hi, i cant load a game! please help me. mail me on:

Quazar™posted - Dec, 20 2002 - 19:33
read up on this page, ive posted the solution to your problem more times then i care to count, so i think you can do the world a favor and read the previous messages. besides this is not a forums, its merily a place for people to post comments about the game. everybody that comes here should keep that in mind from now on.......

not tellin u freaksposted - Dec, 23 2002 - 05:22
who ever said it took a nasa computer is a retard. Yet it takes some updates. mine costed $700 and I got a monster, built it 3 months ago 1.7 ghz Amd 2000+xp 512 MB DDR G4 Ti 4400 It runs high everything... you could blow $400 and get a slightly slower prossessor and a monster graphics card it's your choice, I got both next to best for time where is the exe at gamescopyworld (whatever)

Loganposted - Dec, 27 2002 - 22:28
Two words - it sucks. It won't even work on a Voodoo 3Dfx video card. What kind of game is that? Lots of people have voodoo cards. I've played the game at a friends and its great but it royaly sucks a$$ that it won't work with a voodoo card.

Quazar™posted - Dec, 31 2002 - 19:50
dude, voodoo's suck, they are so old even if it was compatible with GTA3 you would get such choppiness and lagg that it wouldnt be playable anyway. Just save up a hundred or so dollars and buy a NVIDIA GeForce 3 Ti 500. awsome card, plus its cheap these days, or you could pay 4 times more fer an ATI Radeon 9700 Pro

N/Aposted - Dec, 31 2002 - 23:25
I have a problem, when i double click on the icon to play the game, nothing happens! i have tried just about every no-cd patch, the official patch (1.1), and the fix that fixes the Nvidia and AMD problem. i dont know what else to try!!! please help me if u can. AMD Athlon XP 2000+ Nvidia Geforce4 Ti 4200 Soundblaster Live Audigy 40GB W.D. HD

Quazar™posted - Jan, 01 2003 - 19:36
try going to your game directory and finding the main .exe that starts the game, gta3.exe i think it is, and click on that.

N/Aposted - Jan, 01 2003 - 22:29
i just tried it, but that didn't work either. it did the same thing..

Quazar™posted - Jan, 02 2003 - 05:09
do you have a warez copy or a did you actual buy it?

N/Aposted - Jan, 02 2003 - 06:35
a warez copy. but it worked ever since i got it (when it came out), but now all of a sudden it just doesnt work anymore.

stuposted - Jan, 03 2003 - 23:32
I bought the original game, patched to v1.1 and yes it is truly amazing. The constant spinning of the cd drive to check the protection is annoying and the cd is very hot when you are finished playing. Seems like us poor fuckers who bought the game are suffering for those who got the warez - I'm off to find a nocd for 1.1

jerichoposted - Jan, 12 2003 - 18:13
Hi guys, forgive me if i have missed something above... ive been reading for a while now and have a headache =)... but i didnt see anything relating to this particular problem.... The game loads & runs, but after a while (2-5mins) the pc locks up completely... i am running a p3 800 with gf3 ti200, 256mb ram, win98se the game runs smooth (v1.1) when it actually runs.... also i occasionally get graphics corruption in the menu & lag in the menu... but i wont loose too much sleep over that... i have just spent some time thrashing jk 2 just to make sure its not general system instability... but after running on high detail for 30 mins it is still going fine... the microsoft patch you mentioned... do i need it for w98? ive gotten confused... also is there anyway you know to get the ac97 sound chip to work with this game?

Quazar™posted - Jan, 12 2003 - 18:26
if you have downloaded a faulty mod or map or anything lately and is somehow not right, when its time fer your computer to render it it will crash cause it wurkin. get it? and you get glitches because your video card is overheating (i know it is because i had that same card) get a fan and put it on it or something. and no you dont need the Xp patch wor win98

jerichoposted - Jan, 12 2003 - 21:53
no mods or maps, straight after a fresh instal... and its not at any particular rendering point... somtimes it just crashes in the menu.... when you move to a different page in the menu the corruption goes away.... this geforce is made by inno 3d... it has a large heat sink assemble with a blue orb cooler on the core & ram.... the heat sink is frosty... unless the termal compound is not doing its job i dont think its a heat issue... but i will check... it runs jedi knight 2 for 45 mins at high qual 800X600 without so much as a jitter or artefact... but it crashed today on 3dmark 2000 on the first helicopter test about half way.... any idea?

Quazar™posted - Jan, 12 2003 - 23:49
yes and no. im not real sure fo what you can do, but if you go here:;f=43 then somebody will most likely be able to help you. and a note, if you have a warez copy of the game you will be banned from this forum.

Quazar™posted - Jan, 13 2003 - 02:37

Vexed by a Voodooposted - Jan, 14 2003 - 09:36
This question is for Quazar, seeing that you seem to be the most informed person on this site. I have a Pentium 3 500mhz with 640mb ram and an extremely annoying voodoo3 video card. I was looking to invest in a video card, and since I'm an amateur in the world of video cards I'd like to know what you'd recommend. Something moderately priced, yet something compatible with my computer. I've been looking online and quite frankly it's all quite perplexing. For example, I don't understand the pros and cons of a Nvidia Geforce4 Ti vs. the mx, also complaints of overheating, fans, etc. It's driving me crazy and if you could just lay out what my basic concerns should be I would really appreciate it. Again, your wisdom would be extremely helpful. Thanks.

Quazar™posted - Jan, 15 2003 - 02:14
:) , good news i can help ya. 2 questions i need to know the asnwers to first. 1.) Does your computer have a AGP slot, im not sure if the voodoo3 is PCi or AGP so thats why i ask. 2.) how much money are you willing to spend on a video card. on one end for about $400 you can get the best card on the market or on the other end about $40 for one slightly better than yours now. and MOST cards have adequate cooling so overheating is never really that big of a problem unless you plan on overclocking, but i recommend you get a card with a fan on it. and the differnce between the Gf 4 Ti and Mx could not be great. for one the Ti (titanium) is clocked higher and most of the time is more stable. the MX is considered a value or low-end graphics card, the Ti is the oppsite. What makes the Ti so much better is that it has the nfiniteX2 engine while the MX just uses the old geforce 2 engine but with a higher clock speed. Asumming you have an agp slot i would recommend the GF3 Ti 500, or the Gf4 Ti 4200. both are about $100 and perform great. If you have a PCI slot only then the Geforce 4 Mx 460 is probably the best you can do, but i would rather buy another computer than get that piece of crap. but before i can give you a definate decision or recommendation i need those 2 questions i asked earlier to be answered.

Quazar™posted - Jan, 15 2003 - 02:16
*CORRECTION* and the differnce between the Gf 4 Ti and Mx could not be greater.

Big Doggyposted - Jan, 15 2003 - 07:48
You guys are crazy... you need a new system?? Check out, buy a barebone athlon xp system with the abit kr7 motherboard (get raid if you want it).. it says kg7 but it is actually a kr7 (better) Anyways, I have an Abit KR7 motherboard with 512 mb pc2100 ddr memory, a geforce 4 mx440 64mb agp card ($65), an an amd 1900+ processor, and only 5400 rpm drive, i run this game at high setting absolutely no problems.

Quazar™posted - Jan, 15 2003 - 14:35
well arent you specail.....

kimoposted - Jan, 23 2003 - 22:09
hey i got gta 3 running from a xp computer but when i play it, it goes slow in the game ....the grafics are excellent but it runs like you play it on slow motion what can i do??

Quazar™posted - Jan, 25 2003 - 03:15
get a better video card.

kimoposted - Jan, 27 2003 - 17:21
a video card or a graphic car quazar?? because i already have a video card

Quazar™posted - Jan, 27 2003 - 23:20
same thing dude. since you already have a video card, then get a better one.....

KIMOposted - Jan, 27 2003 - 23:43

clikoposted - Jan, 28 2003 - 21:51
hey how do i shoot from inside the car????

Quazar™posted - Jan, 29 2003 - 01:35
KIMO, YOU DUMBASS!!!!, they are the same freakin thing!! you can call it whatever you want, video card is mostly widely used these days, and they are bound to be better than grpahixs cards. but THEY ARE THE SAME FREAKIN THING FOR THE LAST TIME!!!and cliko, while in your car press look left or look right (which ever way you want to shoot) and then pres fire button to shoot

kimoposted - Jan, 29 2003 - 18:14
thanks quazar i did not know that and one more thing where do i find the nude patch??

The Queenposted - Jan, 29 2003 - 21:42
Quazar™ - Earth? you are a fucking asshole. You got these people on the baord kissing your ass because you helped them. Get the fuck off the board if you get so pissed off at helping ppl. And for all those people that ask all the same questions, IGNORE THEM. Quit being a smartass... asshole.

Frightning Fredposted - Feb, 13 2003 - 05:35
anyone know a pass a mission cheat? i am stuck on a mission and wish to skip to the next one. and kimo, do you know the difference between a sound card and a audio card? LOL

Lee richardsposted - Feb, 14 2003 - 04:50
how do u pick up and fuck the hookers

Billyposted - Feb, 23 2003 - 08:28
ok, i downloaded the patch (which was there all the time too >:|) and it comes up with a message about "this patch can only be used on computers with no service packs on it" or soemthing. raaa what do i do?

Bigtimegamerdudeposted - Mar, 07 2003 - 09:45
Hey Guys.for the patch go to or i have a cracked patch after installing which u can copy all the audio and it plays from HDD but just CD-Checks Disk 2.Ok imade it a NO-CD one You can fuck the hookers by going close to them to pick up in the car.Then go to a place where there is no one else around.Then the car starts shaking like MAD boobs(LOL) If u need the patch mail me.Its 1.09 Mb or something

Brave Fencer Musashiposted - Mar, 27 2003 - 16:47
This game is fukin suhweet. But a few probs im havin some one might be able to help me with. I am running Iwill KK266 m/b with an AMD Athlon 1GHz. 256Mb pc133 SDR. 60 Gb 7200RPM IBM Deskstar HDD. and an SIS 315 Pro Deluxe 128Mb video card. Every few seconds all of the textures disappear and it fades to grey. How can this be fixed!!! or

Yepposted - Apr, 24 2003 - 08:50
where are all the rampage missions? i'm up to 10 right now

Jayposted - Apr, 26 2003 - 07:31
I would like to thank Rockstar for making such a great game, but i haven't got past the first 8-ball mission (the one where you have to drive him to the red light district). Here's what keeps happening, i get in the car, the screen has a bluish tint to it and a sound comes out of no where a cracking sound, and the at the bottom of the screen "ERROR READING GTA3 DVD". So anyone know exactly how to do the crack? if so tell me where to put the audio files and everything. Thanks

Georgeposted - May, 14 2003 - 21:13
This game is one of the best games I have ever played in my life

Bigtimegamerdudeposted - May, 18 2003 - 14:03
Hi to all fans great news just got vice city runs ok on my P3 866 with gf2mx400 64 mb sdr with 128 ram(soon going for 256) hope this one is less buggy. Jay i trie to mail u but my mail has screwed up so insert the 2nd cd onto ur cd-rom drive now copy all the contents INSIDE the AUDIO folder , now go to the directory where u have installed gtaIII now paste all he files Inside the Audio folder for the crack go to

BRIANposted - May, 25 2003 - 19:31

Namsuposted - Jun, 06 2003 - 05:23
Ok i got a huge problem and i searched all over the net for this i like saved up a shitload of money (i'm not the richest guy) to buy this game and my fucken overclocked computer melted my second cd for it so i was forced to use the no-cd patch and when i use that i cant use the v1.1 patch so its all fucked up i can play for like 10 minutes then it gets all screwed so can someone please help me and tell me where i can download a new no-cd patch for vice city that has v1.1 included or e-mail me if there isnt one

Rogerposted - Jun, 07 2003 - 07:57
Does anyone know how to play the radio stations in gta3 without the cd! If you do email me at

Curtisposted - Jun, 18 2003 - 20:06
Hey whats shakin' Game Guru. Well I have played Grand Theft Auto 3 on my friend's Playstation. It was so good and awesome, that I got it for my birthday. But it was for the computer. So I installed it and right when I put the play cd in, it said that it needed 12MB of video memory. Where and how can i get and install 12MB of video memory. Help me please Game Guru.

SkaifEposted - Jun, 25 2003 - 08:25
I need HELP!!!! I got this game and IT WONT WORK!!!! >=( Well, when its starts up it asks for 12mB OF VIDEO MEMORY....i dont HAVE THAT.....i gotta pretty shit comp.....i run on W ME, AMD Duron 700mhz, 192MB ram, and a shitty video card.... Nvidia Vanta LT with 8!!! yes 8MB of memory!!! is there ne way i can play....coz if not....I JUST WASTED $80 BUX...PLEASE HELP ME, dont tell me to buy a video card coz i cant afford it.

Huskposted - Jul, 26 2003 - 22:33
the game rocks! you dont need no patch to work it, it works perfectly. love the game and everything is the best.

chadposted - Jul, 29 2003 - 02:47
hey i was wondering how good gta 3 will work on a nvidia geforce 4 at 64mb video? also how good will postal 2 work on that video card? email me at

Sontiposted - Aug, 20 2003 - 05:16
dude, you can't play radio stations without cd, you can only listen mp3 station which you have to put some mp3 on mp3 directory, ehe its pretty cool actually, cruising around while listening Tupac

Dante De`Morteposted - Aug, 31 2003 - 19:46
Dude... The game kicks ass, though the lack of ability to save your game is terrible.Ihad got a patch for it, though it corrupted the files after a short time. How do I change this?

Allenposted - Sep, 12 2003 - 02:19
hi, can anyone tell me where i can get the no cd patch for version 1.1 of GTA3? if you can email me at thanx

Serge Vitry (a.k.a Dposted - Oct, 29 2003 - 21:28
Hello, yo my Mafia game on the Pc doesnt install on my windows 98 2nd eition, voodoo 3 3000 card. I tried to install it but it wont install all of the first disk??? can you give some help dawg!?

valerieposted - Nov, 08 2003 - 00:07
how do you have sex wiht hookers? dont have instructions...please help

Neo1471posted - Nov, 12 2003 - 01:32
did u people know that theres a multiplayer mod out 4 the game, and valerie just drive on the grass they do not do anything but u get up to 125 life and u loos money, the multiplayer mod i use is called ggm but there is anothere wich i have not tryed but looks as tho it works

Patrickposted - Dec, 17 2003 - 14:49
Thanks for all of your help Quazar. I'm running on winXP with P3 600MhZ 512MB RAM and 16MB diamond viper. Once I got the no cd patch at everything works great including loading saved games. With graphics turned down it runs OK. I'm waiting for my new GEFORCE 4 256MB card to arrive so it won't be as chunky.

shaunposted - Jan, 07 2004 - 13:18
I have a bug where my audio cuts out during gun fights its annoying as fuck. Anyone else have this problem?

mystical egglogposted - Feb, 18 2004 - 15:53

bobbyposted - Mar, 16 2004 - 11:05
take drugs, listen to drum and bass, and fuck women

Zackposted - Mar, 16 2004 - 17:42
Did anyone solve the problem that I can not enter the game on XP, GF4TI4200?I mean when I double click the play icon(of course a crack patch), then nothing happen...i know some people have the same quetion like me...anyone solved it?

keenposted - Apr, 02 2004 - 05:47
im planning to install GTA3 in my pc but i dont think I can satisfy its requirements. can it run on a P3 869MHz/128MbRAM, G4 440-SE video card? I heard its a kickass...HELLLLP!!!

aposted - Apr, 07 2004 - 05:31
This is for all you pepole complaining about bugs. You people musy have some pretty shitty machines. My machine isn't even like some of those machines that some people have mentioned and it runs great.

DAMMMMM,I should havposted - Apr, 27 2004 - 05:56
man,I gotta 2 year old piece of sh*t e-machine,lol....Whenever I cut on the game ,the graphics are great,they are crystal clear,however, the game play it self is really-really slow,[like slow motion]...Is there ANY possible way for me to speed this thing up[cheaply]?

Underdoseposted - Apr, 29 2004 - 00:28
Its quazar aroun ta house??? cause the link for the loading problem doesnt work HELP!!!!!!

**** uposted - May, 05 2004 - 03:13
GTA 3 is ****, bin it, dont buy it - seriously this game SUX **** - bugs and dodgy jerky graphics....... where as GTA 4:vice city is the sweetest thing since warm bouncy ****

funk THe ONE HO BURYposted - May, 14 2004 - 02:42

yashposted - Oct, 09 2004 - 22:17
excelent game but when i save my game it does not load , it goes rigt 2 the end and then goes beeb

devenposted - Nov, 05 2004 - 23:05
excelent game i love it but it need more fun in it like big jummps and cool cars do trick on bikes thats cool? wee need it in the game if you do it you rock man thx you

sarahposted - Nov, 08 2004 - 19:42
hi ive just bought the classic gta and gta london for a fiver but i cant run it on windows xp,can anyone help me make it work?!

chrisposted - Dec, 02 2004 - 16:20
ok, for anyhone who has had problems running gta3 because of loading problems, and bugs, there is a patch avaliable which you download free, search google for gta3 patch v1.1 it will explain how to use it and where to save it, this will fix any problems u mite be having

Andrewposted - Feb, 16 2005 - 11:53
I love DOOM

super mwposted - Apr, 11 2005 - 16:02

AVskiLDposted - Jul, 25 2005 - 10:35
okk ..... about the Q306676_WXP_SP1_x86_ENU.exe update... i have win xp with sp2 installed ...and still.... i have the fucking problem with the text/fonts form the ingame. could someone please just tell me what should do about it. beside shooting myself.

XXXposted - Oct, 21 2005 - 20:39

Coolzterposted - Feb, 20 2006 - 02:41
i have a cracked version of GTA3 and the radio WIll NOT WORk xcept for special annoncments abt bridges HELP

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