Once again, the geniuses at RWS have managed to spill acid on their own crotches and they've passed the incompetance on to you, the consumer! That's right, due to utter stupidity on our part, the European and American release of Apocalypse Weekend has a minor blockage in its urethra. Players will find that they are unable to urinate in the game! D'oh!

We will correct this genetic defect in the next print run, but for the rest of you, there is a cure! Just head to gopostal.com, download "Patch Number One: PP" and everything will be right as golden rain. We apologize for this gross oversight, but hey, it's not easy being functional crackheads! Now, if you'll excuse us, we have an appointment in the Gimp cage..."