| Csimbi | (09:36 PM CEST - May,26 2019 ) | quote:
you could do this with any human activity. Especially work.
Let's try this.
FUCKING disorder is characterized by a pattern of persistent or recurrent fucking behaviour (‘digital fucking’ or ‘video-fucking’), which may be online (i.e., over the internet) or offline, manifested by:
- impaired control over fucking (e.g., onset, frequency, intensity, duration, termination, context);
- increasing priority given to fucking to the extent that fucking takes precedence over other life interests and daily activities; and
- continuation or escalation of fucking despite the occurrence of negative consequences. The behaviour pattern is of sufficient severity to result in significant impairment in personal, family, social, educational, occupational or other important areas of functioning.
Or:
WHORING disorder is characterized by a pattern of persistent or recurrent fucking behaviour (‘digital whoring’ or ‘video-whoring’), which may be online (i.e., over the internet) or offline, manifested by:
- impaired control over whoring (e.g., onset, frequency, intensity, duration, termination, context);
- increasing priority given to whoring to the extent that whoring takes precedence over other life interests and daily activities; and
- continuation or escalation of whoring despite the occurrence of negative consequences. The behaviour pattern is of sufficient severity to result in significant impairment in personal, family, social, educational, occupational or other important areas of functioning.
Or:
PIMPING disorder is characterized by a pattern of persistent or recurrent pimping behaviour (‘digital pimping’ or ‘video-pimping’), which may be online (i.e., over the internet) or offline, manifested by:
- impaired control over pimping (e.g., onset, frequency, intensity, duration, termination, context);
- increasing priority given to pimping to the extent that pimping takes precedence over other life interests and daily activities; and
- continuation or escalation of pimping despite the occurrence of negative consequences. The behaviour pattern is of sufficient severity to result in significant impairment in personal, family, social, educational, occupational or other important areas of functioning.
Or:
WAREZING disorder is characterized by a pattern of persistent or recurrent warezing behaviour (‘digital warezing’ or ‘video-warezing’), which may be online (i.e., over the internet) or offline, manifested by:
- impaired control over warezing (e.g., onset, frequency, intensity, duration, termination, context);
- increasing priority given to warezing to the extent that warezing takes precedence over other life interests and daily activities; and
- continuation or escalation of warezing despite the occurrence of negative consequences. The behaviour pattern is of sufficient severity to result in significant impairment in personal, family, social, educational, occupational or other important areas of functioning.
Or:
TORRENTING disorder is characterized by a pattern of persistent or recurrent torrenting behaviour (‘digital torrenting’ or ‘video-torrenting’), which may be online (i.e., over the internet) or offline, manifested by:
- impaired control over torrenting (e.g., onset, frequency, intensity, duration, termination, context);
- increasing priority given to torrenting to the extent that torrenting takes precedence over other life interests and daily activities; and
- continuation or escalation of torrenting despite the occurrence of negative consequences. The behaviour pattern is of sufficient severity to result in significant impairment in personal, family, social, educational, occupational or other important areas of functioning.
Or:
EMAILING disorder is characterized by a pattern of persistent or recurrent torrenting behaviour (‘digital emailing’ or ‘video-emailing’), which may be online (i.e., over the internet) or offline, manifested by:
- impaired control over emailing (e.g., onset, frequency, intensity, duration, termination, context);
- increasing priority given to emailing to the extent that emailing takes precedence over other life interests and daily activities; and
- continuation or escalation of emailing despite the occurrence of negative consequences. The behaviour pattern is of sufficient severity to result in significant impairment in personal, family, social, educational, occupational or other important areas of functioning.
Or:
FACEBOOKING disorder is characterized by a pattern of persistent or recurrent facebooking behaviour (‘digital facebooking’ or ‘video-facebooking’), which may be online (i.e., over the internet) or offline, manifested by:
- impaired control over facebooking (e.g., onset, frequency, intensity, duration, termination, context);
- increasing priority given to facebooking to the extent that facebooking takes precedence over other life interests and daily activities; and
- continuation or escalation of facebooking despite the occurrence of negative consequences. The behaviour pattern is of sufficient severity to result in significant impairment in personal, family, social, educational, occupational or other important areas of functioning.
Or:
YOUTUBEING disorder is characterized by a pattern of persistent or recurrent youtubeing behaviour (‘digital youtubeing’ or ‘video-youtubeing’), which may be online (i.e., over the internet) or offline, manifested by:
- impaired control over youtubeing (e.g., onset, frequency, intensity, duration, termination, context);
- increasing priority given to youtubeing to the extent that youtubeing takes precedence over other life interests and daily activities; and
- continuation or escalation of youtubeing despite the occurrence of negative consequences. The behaviour pattern is of sufficient severity to result in significant impairment in personal, family, social, educational, occupational or other important areas of functioning.
Or:
INTERNETING disorder is characterized by a pattern of persistent or recurrent interneting behaviour (‘digital interneting’ or ‘video-interneting’), which may be online (i.e., over the internet) or offline, manifested by:
- impaired control over interneting (e.g., onset, frequency, intensity, duration, termination, context);
- increasing priority given to interneting to the extent that interneting takes precedence over other life interests and daily activities; and
- continuation or escalation of interneting despite the occurrence of negative consequences. The behaviour pattern is of sufficient severity to result in significant impairment in personal, family, social, educational, occupational or other important areas of functioning.
Some are a bit convoluted, but I'd say it works.
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