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(hx) 12:55 AM CEST - Apr,17 2003
Probably the most controversial game ever was Postal. Postal has received much attention from major news publications, Senator Joseph Lieberman, and even from the Postmaster General. The game was banned in several countries, and cut from major retail stores. Now Running With Scissors has done it again and released a follow up, Postal 2. Postal 2 is an unique first person shooter that utilizes Unreal Warfare engine, the technology behind Epic's Unreal Tournament 2003, Unreal 2, Splinter Cell, and Devastation for the PC, and Unreal Championship for the XBox.
The game begins with you playing the "Postal Dude" who lives in Paradise, AZ. He has just been hired by Running with Scissors the day before. He has to go see Running with Scissors' Vince Dest, pick up his paycheck, get milk and a signed autograph from Gary Coleman. That's good example of what you will do in the game. You start each day (there is five big levels Monday-Friday) with a list of "errands". Most errands end with an "event", usually a group of people swarming into your location who want to kill you, even if you refuse to fight. How developers say - it's only as violent as you are, but sometime you have no choice :P
With the wide arsenal of weapons ranging from a shovel, deadly throwing scissors, cow head, pistol, shotgun, sniper rifle and machine gun to a can of gas, molotov cocktails, napalm launcher and a rocket launcher, you will start causing some carnage right from the get-go. The gun battles are well done. There are numerous situations you find yourself in where you must blast your way out. You can strike a match and throw it at someone or you can pour gasoline on them first. You have an electric shocker that makes people piss themselves. You have a Cat-Silencer, that you put on the end of your shotgun or machine gun. You can throw a pair of scissors, chop someone's head off with a shovel, or just kick people in the crotch. You can even do things like kick grenades with your foot before they explode. One of the surprises in this game was the urination element. Anytime, anywhere, you can pull down your zipper to urinate on someone. Try peeing on different types of people and they will produce a different response - some people will feel nauseated and vomit ...guess why (cough). You can also try to urinate onto a doughnut, throw it on the ground and wait until some poor, hungry sod comes to devour it :P Bucko perversion, death and destruction! What else could you ask for? :) The biggest problems in the game are frequent load times that break up the rhythm of the killing. You have to wait about 30 seconds or so before when you enter a level section in town, depends how strong is your PC (you'll need a lot of RAM) All in all, the game delivers exactly what it claims. There is no multiplayer in Postal 2, which would have been a great addition. But developers promised to release MP patch soon.
- Unreal Warfare engine makes gameplay fun and solid
- unique atmosphere, very violent game, lots of gore, blood, guts, vomit ...
- incredibly humorous - dirty jokes, radical patriotism
- huge and highly explorable levels, freedom - you can go anywhere
- cat silencer rocks (cats can be put on top of the Postal Dude's shotgun and used as a silencer)
- you can smoke a "health pipe" that makes you have extra health but also makes you addictive
- physics and lighting effects are well-done (bodies fly around when blown up and crumple to the ground when shot), well modeled dogs and cats
- the way the characters move, talk, and act are so deviant it makes you laugh
- well applied ragdoll physics
- AI is fairly good
- occasionally dancing Al-queda guy rocks
- Krotchy mascot! (see pic #87,#88)
- various difficulty levels available, all the way from "Lieberman" to "Heston"
-upon completing the game, you unlock the "enhanced" mode (this mode adds some interesting differences - more weapons and power-ups laying around + flammable piss)
- Unreal level editor included
- no multiplayer mode (but Running With Scissors told me that MP patch should be available soon)
- too short (~15-20 hours of gameplay)
- damage modeling is non-existent, character models are somewhat simple
- the interior of the buildings doesn't look too impressive - the insides of buildings feature lots of empty space, most of the houses are the same
- no sexual violence, even flirt
- clipping problems
- some enemies are inhumanly strong (the police officer won't die from a single grenade, etc)
- only a very little interaction with the NPCs (the most responsive NPC is your dog, who will learn to follow you and attack your enemies)
- if the you kick a television, it doesn't break
- the loading time are a pain - on my Athlon XP 2200+, 512MB RAM, GeForce Ti 4600 equipped machine, it takes literally 15-30secs to load. The length of time is acceptable, but the frequency with which the game loads is inexcusable :(
- no vehicles to drive (maybe in Postal 3?)
Postal 2 is not for everyone. Mindless slaughter and great death scenes make this game a must for any hard core gamer or serial killer. With plenty of urine, puke, blood and guts, Postal 2 is definitely pretty sick (and fun) game. But whatever, it's just a game right? I don't take violence in games seriously. I find violence as good entertainment value. However, how Vince Desi says: "It's funny until someone gets hurt... then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical." That's right! Additionally, Postal 2 takes everything that is politically correct in America and throws it out the window, I very like it! Finally some FUN! That's great game to relieve stress.
I can imagine how many people will yell me for this positive review. But I liked that game a lot more than I expected. That is why I'm giving this game an 78 - it would have received even better score if the multiplayer content would have shipped straight out of the box. I would say, If Duke Nukem 3D amused you a couple years ago, Postal 2 will amuse you as well. For more info, you can download and try this playable demo
and visit Postal 2 homepage
Minimum: Pentium 3 or AMD Athlon 733 MHz, 128MB of RAM, 32 MB GeForce 2 or Radeon-class video card, 8X CD-ROM, 3GB HDD space
Recommended: 1.2 GHz Pentium 3 or AMD Athlon processor, 384MB of RAM, 64MB GeForce 3 or Radeon 8500-class video card
snd: 5/5 - very satisfying, superb voice-acting, ambient sounds are also top notch, cool music, 3D surround
gfx: 3/5 -
good enough, physics and lighting effects are well-done, nice environmental details, well applied ragdoll physics, character models are somewhat simple, the interior of the buildings doesn't look too impressive, clipping problems
playability: 4/5 -
unique atmosphere, morbid, incredibly humorous, AI is fairly good, level editor included, loading times ruin the game for the less patient, no multiplayer yet, too short, occasionally desktop crashes
|ritz||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 01:10|
|hx dude, I think you getting very "generalized" in reviewing games! All the review I rememer you did were getting 75%-85%. And Postal 2 is just a very unpolished game and 78% is just not right IMO...|
|BloodUK||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 01:18|
|I like this game its ok but you know what destroy's it.... loading,loading,loading,loading,loading,loading,loading,loading,loading|
|Zeus||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 01:45|
|crap review for a crap game, if the reviewer would have more balls instead of playing a character with more balls (postal 2 dude), he would not give such mediocre ratings, say if a game is good or not, dont try to satisfy everybody, does this game stand up with the best first person shooters at the moment? is this game the money worth? this game gets only attention cause its getting bashed and banned everywhere, but behind the fassade its not even worth banning, waste of state money... one question can you rape persons? can you abuse children in it? cause its just a game right? would it than be bad too have this things in it? if you think no way this should be in this game, then ask yourself why you like it after all...|
|Zeus||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 01:48|
- incredibly humorous - dirty jokes, radical patriotism"
you must be kidding right? how old are you?|
|JSolo||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 01:55|
|As an American, I find patriotism to the American government useless. Anyhow, this game is second rate. With all the technical problems of this game, I find it hard to believe that the reviewer gave it such a positive score.|
|bob||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 04:19|
|you guys are pompous fags!! learn to laugh, and understand you arent any better then anyone else!! |
|drunkenbastard||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 04:47|
|RIGHT ON joeblo!!! People now days are too uptight. Pull the pole out of your asses and lossen up.|
|bob||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 06:48|
|thats right!! fuck you faggs zues and emrah!! go play the fuckin sims and stick a fuckin asscock in your bung!|
|evil man||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 07:00|
|this game rules, anyone who says anything else needs to be kicked in the balls, urinated on and shot in the head... oh god... i've been playing it too much haH EAHea HAE heaH EA:GL@@5,^%<6;lhml.//|
|th4t1guy||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 08:35|
|Funny game, but not really that fun. For the level of graphics and sound, this game runs way too slow. Load times are a bitch. This game is all about attitude and hardly about gameplay...which is why we play games in the first place....right?
|Lard Ass||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 09:14|
|Chill out ppl its just a game, give HX a brake FFS, the review rating seem correct to me. The major drawback for me is the current version doesnt have MP mode but as HX states there will be a patch later.
I hope the patch resolves the minor issues of realism and adds a few special items.
"Remember ppl its only a GAME"|
|Gwoo Milord||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 09:30|
|remember the old duke ...time to kick ass and chew bubble gum ...:)|
|ash||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 10:38|
|why the fuck is everyone on HX back every time he does a review? would you rather this site be here or not? why dont all you moaning cunts shut the fuck up and leave the poor guy alone, if you can write a better review fucking do one|
|123||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 11:03|
|The game has it's own niche. Some people will like it, some will dislike...others will fall in the middle. Just because the reviewer's or whoever's view of the game conflicts with your own doesn't make them wrong. I mean shit, maybe they think it's a funny game. Isn't that what matters ?? >> What they think...For instance I know Zues probably thinks he's looking all cool and shit in his little messages, but the truth is he only succeeds in making himself out to be the little bitch that he really is. Oh well...|
|Zeus||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 12:12|
|racists game also have its own niche, who cares, the problem is this game sucks from many perspectives, would it not be the team of postal making such game taht lives from its blood and gore and "unpolitical correctness", lets say epic wopuld have made a game like this, with the technical weak stuff, everyone would ahve bashed it. so jsut cause this is a small team taht is only famous for its content(less) games, should a game get a higher ranking, alhtough its weak? does the guy who buys a game care if this game was made not by 100 but probably only a handfull of people? no, and thats why this review sucks, and oh well, i dont need to say anything about the people who call me uptight and shit, jsut read their comments, and youll figure out they are 13 or they are some grown up guys who are stoned all day and jerk off, seriously, this game HAS FOUND HIS NICHE. tahnks 123 for your wise reply by the way, but i prefer to tell the truth rather than jump on the "that game is cool cause its political uncorrect and its banned everywhere, now lets piss on something, thats fun hahahah" wagon.|
|Zeus||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 12:14|
|oh and when i see a bad review, i will say its a bad review, i dont care if you like it or not, and perhaps everyone is bashing his reviews all the time, cause they are bad...|
|123||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 12:56|
|Actually you stupid fool I said nothing of liking the game or not. I personally could give a shit, as it's not my cup of tea. As for your pathetic attacks; motherfucker please…You're the one that needs to grow up. What the hell is with all the "13 year old shit, and jerking off" talk? You're the only one that seems to fall in your own category. And by the way, learn to type little bitch. For someone who's such a big badass like yourself it shouldn't be so hard to write something more coherent. My damn 4 year old can throw sentences together better than your senseless drivel.
And you’d prefer to, “tell the truth…blah, blah, blah?” Since when is your opinion fact? Hell, I‘d rate your comments nothing more than the shit they are. “Uncorrect” is incorrect, just like the rest of boring commentary. At least Hx is providing some service here. You on the other hand, well I’m not sure what you’re deal is. Maybe you’ve just been getting too much of the dick from the cruel world and feel a need to vent here where the people still don’t care what you really have to say.
And what’s with the double replies? Finding it too difficult to fit all your shit into one sitting? I could imagine so. But, please, don’t mistake my replies as “not liking yours” because the truth is, as in your own unhappy world, you are nothing but an after thought. In other words I could really care less. If anything there is a bit of amusement found in your sad attempts at being…whatever it is you’re trying to be.
|Raisinkain||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 13:32|
|Guy's..... it's just a game and a review.I'm glad my kid does not reads these reviews.
|firstname.lastname@example.org||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 13:55|
|WHY DONT YOU PEOPLE SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT!|
|K++||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 14:06|
|Slacking the reviewer off is so lame...
The game is not worth the money, unless you can get it for free.
www.ShareReactor.com get www.overnet.com P2P software and get the game, or any other game. :D|
|Evil Empire||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 14:08|
|I recommend this game... kick ass game!!. But you can sit and wait the long loading when you are passing throuht the tunnels|
|Rumbold||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 15:50|
|Sorry, but this game does not live up to my expectations. Gameplay is way to monotonous. Graphics could have been so much better, even with the slightly outdated unreal engine. I really want to like the game, but it's just to mediocre to be good. Not worth the money if you buy it.|
|Erboz||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 16:16|
|It's like a value game title, intended for cheap people. I've seen humourous games like No One Lives Forever, but ofcourse whe can't cheap crap like this Postal2 with NOLF. I haven't seen anything humorous in Postal2 BTW, only lame attempts of being humorous. Sick, Cheap, Worthless.|
|Sam - The Bald Eagle||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 17:33|
|You Are All Weirdos.
|Fluke||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 18:41|
|I think people have very low expectations and a $15 game turns them on. This game is only getting a little light because of the immaturity of like puking and stuff. The game sucks, I've read enough reviews to know that. I agree Hx didn't do much in his review to give it the score he gave it. I would rate this game 60% or 6/10. Another game in a few months that will be in the bargain bin. I would think they figured they could sell the game in numbers they hoped so they figured they'd latch on to kids and stuff with the lame puking and other stupidity in the game. I also believe this game should be restricted to teenagers especially those in the USA that can't handle games with guns in them and go to school and kill their fellow classmates. This game I think will only be popular on the piracy scene, that's about it.|
|Steely "Dan"||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 18:58|
|It's the South Park of First-Person Shooters!! (which is either good or bad depending on your taste!) Needs multiplayer and more customization options to give it a longer life, hopefully the upcoming multiplayer patch and the MOD community will fix the games' major flaws.|
|Stumpus||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 19:02|
|Played the demo 'Get Milk'. Walked into the shop got milk payed for it and game over.
You have to be a retard to enjoy this -the idea of mundanely shooting 'skinned faces of celebs or ethnic people for the hell of it is pathetic! THE GAME IS COMPLETELY BROKEN if you DON'T!!!
Compare this to Black&White (some people **wont** see the tie-in) but in that game you were encouraged to 'do what you want' -the thing was it was **CLEVER**, when you realised your creature learned dozens of new things that nobody else's creature did!
Carmageddon1/2/3 were bloody hillarious! -remember 'Death Race 2000' anyone? The pixelated granny saying 'I was in the war' creased me up.
Postal 2 =ZERO originality. ZERO gameplay and is just a talentless effort to sell a pathetic game on *SHOCK and ethnic issues*
Hence why it's selling at gutter prices...the only way to shift it to the 'sheltered' people that don't get out much.|
|Zeus||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 21:27|
|lol 123 - 456, your comment had not a single argument, you took it all personal... tahts your problem, if bashing me for my not so perfect english is all you can fill your comment with, do it, it makes you feel better i am sure, i am here to write my oppinion about htis game and this review, and tahts what this comment section is for, so please dont waste my time by trying to find spots to attack me as a person, it sjust pathetic.|
|Lard Ass||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 21:59|
|u guys r missing the point several ppl have highlighted the main ISSUE here.
It is >>>> if u like the demo then buy it, if u didnt then dont ! simply as that HX gave it an unbiased REVIEW so ppl please less moaning N groaning.
The game wasnt meant 2 b political only DIFFERENT how many games R there around like this LOVE it or HATE it u have 2 admit its a CHANGE from the AMERICAN HERO games we've been BOMBARDED with on the backs of hollywood BLOCK BUSTERS.
This is ORIGINAL just like POSTAL and if it were a MOVIE it would have recieved the same COMMENTS !|
|123||posted - Apr, 17 2003 - 22:36|
|'werd' - Hey zues tell me how asking someone how old they are (in reference to their comments) has anything to do with your so-called opinion of the game? And if your lack of getting your point across is the only thing you got out of that message, you best go back and learn how to read as well as how to write. Since you are such an "expert" on the art of logic, and would seemingly know what an argument is, tell me how a "comment" - more specifically an opinion, can be an argument. Fool, just quiet yourself before you embarrass yourself any further. |
|Out||posted - Apr, 18 2003 - 10:04|
|I peronally enjoy this sick & demented game. But as they say... it's only as violent as you are! I've already ordered it and know I'll waste many hours on it (just like GTA 3) - My first goal is too see if I can actually beat the game without hurting/killing anyone! hehehe|
|Out||posted - Apr, 18 2003 - 10:10|
|Oh yeah, I've got a few mod idea's ITW already!
YES! RELEASE A MULTIPLAYER PATCH! I can't stop playing the demo - if there were multiplayer it would make a huge impact on the longevity of this stupidly fun game! hehe|
|Mutantius||posted - Apr, 18 2003 - 13:43|
|THis is one of the greatest games i ever played, and those who not like it:
TRY TO KILL GARY COLEMAN|
|email@example.com||posted - Apr, 18 2003 - 15:23|
|thanks for cutting the cuss words.. if only the world communicated like this everyday the world would be peaceful and happy.
im off to play some more vietcong.|
|Dicky||posted - Apr, 18 2003 - 17:56|
|Postal2 is more than "the bomb" it's "the nuclear bomb"!
It should have been sent to Leeuwarden ,Holland first. I'm still waiting for the full game. But even the demo is better any health pipe and the effect lasts just as long. They're funny that way...those RWS guys.
Now "turbo boost" me the game...or else!
|SickOFWingingFuckers||posted - Apr, 18 2003 - 18:07|
|I dont give a fuck what anyone says. I link games COZ I LIKE THEM!!! Everyone has thier one opinion and should KEEP IT TO THIER SELVES!!! Someone took the time to write a review on a game, he has his own mind and writes what he thinks. If you dont like what he's saying then dont agree but it's what he thinks of it NOT YOUR THOUGHTS! SO, shut the fuck up! I like your review and I like the game. If I see one of those lame fuckers who winge all the fucking time on the street I probably will go postal as they really piss me off here.|
|Zeus||posted - Apr, 18 2003 - 18:48|
|to 123, YAWN, ignorance is bliss.
"I dont give a fuck what anyone says."
-you do, thats why you are writing this comment
"I link games COZ I LIKE THEM!!"
-good that YOU didnt write a review, cause reviews are not supposed to be personal statements
"Everyone has thier one opinion and should KEEP IT TO THIER SELVES!!"
-why keep it to themselves? why are you writing then this comment?
"If you dont like what he's saying then dont agree.. "
-i dont agree and i am saying it, you got a problem with THAT oppinion?
"SO, shut the fuck up"
"If I see one of those lame fuckers who winge all the fucking time on the street I probably will go postal as they really piss me off here."
-great, this totally fits to the "everybody has their oppinion and should keep it to their selves" attitude, so keep it to themselves like you do it?
|123||posted - Apr, 18 2003 - 19:35|
|Smart move one your part zeus. Say nothing, because apparently ignorance isn't in short supply on your end. And by the way a review can be whatever the reviewer chooses. In this forum the author’s personal views are an inherent quality of their review. Think before you speak.|
|rezna||posted - Apr, 18 2003 - 20:10|
|What's the problem? Everyone has to admit that Postal is not just another copycat. I'm really bored of playing all those war/stealth FPS games.|
|ugh||posted - Apr, 18 2003 - 22:46|
|Any game that allows you to use a cat as an impromptu silencer is a-ok in my book. |
|Renny||posted - Apr, 18 2003 - 23:48|
|GREAT GAME MAN!!!
VIVA O BENFICA!!!!|
|postal 2 addict||posted - Apr, 19 2003 - 02:24|
|Great game, I'm really looking forward to the multiplayer add-on.|
|Silicon||posted - Apr, 19 2003 - 08:27|
|It's just a game... When the game starts; it clearly states it's intentions and what the game makers have intended for those that play it. If you don't like it, don't play it and don't bitch about it because you are wasting your time because no one cares.|
|Zeus||posted - Apr, 19 2003 - 14:58|
|1.you care-2.oh great, now that i now what the game makers intentions were, its much better... mmm no it isnt, game still sucks, same goes for the content and gameplay. oh the main reason why the "intentions" are mentioned is that they dont want to get sued.
yes i dont play it, no i will bitch about it cause no one can tell me not to do it, and i got plenty of time, but thanx for your concern.|
|the one||posted - Apr, 19 2003 - 16:15|
|In your case having no life certainly equates to plenty of time to bitch. And "oh" the expression of their "intentions" that you refer too doesn't remove any sort of liability as no agreement has been made between the company and user. AND don’t worry, nobody as any concern for you here, as in your pathetic existence outside this site. See ya around princess. I’m sure you have some more dumbass comments to make later.|
|Not a bitch like Zeu||posted - Apr, 19 2003 - 16:19|
|You bitch about it because you are a bitch. Go get a life and get laid then you wont bitch so much.|
|Zeus||posted - Apr, 19 2003 - 16:41|
|no i dont think so, i think i would still bitch that much, but how about you people who like to bitch about me?do you think getting laid would make a difference for you? interesting how people jump from game topics to personal topics, at least i am not here to bitch about people, but about the game... and thanks again for the concern:"AND DONT WORRY,...", i dont worry...its just fun to see how much anger management you people need, if postal2 does the work, i will change my mind and embrace this game, but i fear it does the opposite|
|123||posted - Apr, 19 2003 - 20:50|
|No, what's funny is your sad little attempts at comebacks. You fault the game of any humor or what-not...well if that's the case people are getting it here with your display of stupidity. Just face it, no matter what you say you're marking yourself for ridicule. There are just those people in life that others dislike as soon as they open their mouths and I think it's safe to say you're one of them. And naturally you’re going to mistake this comment as some sort of concern; it's not so don't fret yourself little man. It’s also safe to say this is a FAR cry from anger. If anything I’m starting to feel a little embarrassed for even engaging in this conversation with you. Like everyone else here, I wouldn’t even give you the time of day lone enough make a comment to you if it weren’t for this site. Damn you’re a loser. Let’s just say, it sucks to be you…but you already know that don’t ya? No reply necessary.|
|BloodUK||posted - Apr, 19 2003 - 22:07|
|Come on guys thats enough lets stick to the game.... :)|
|retards||posted - Apr, 19 2003 - 23:59|
|if you guys want to fight and bitch all the time, fucking fight on msn or something you fucking retards|
|Daaa||posted - Apr, 20 2003 - 00:31|
|R3taRDz. Daaa yu be c00l d00d. LOL what the hell? retards? RETARDS? Are you serious? Not with the like of comments seen here. No way! I'm not buying it. Retard. Haha now that cracks me up...retard. As for the game, not bad. Something different to play around with. Like most other games though it will get old and recycled quickly.|
|jojo||posted - Apr, 20 2003 - 00:35|
|Oh wait. nevermind that was just Lard Ass. Go back to playing with that little ball. Gotta love the IP logs.|
|smellyboy||posted - Apr, 20 2003 - 03:18|
Anyways, I agree this game will get old nad recycled quickly, but not before something else gets released that is based on the same concept (either a sequal or a completely different game)
the multiplayer mode hasnt been made public yet, that should bring some more life to the game.|
|SUGARDIDDY||posted - Apr, 20 2003 - 03:33|
|whats up with that bed scene? you come back to the caravan and your wife is in bed with one of the punks from the game!
man i splattered his head from the caravan right down to the shopping mart.|
|cpd||posted - Apr, 20 2003 - 12:56|
|The idea is good; to get violence separated into games so that it doesnt spill out in society. I've been playing the demo for ages now and I like it. I just cant stand the attitudes of the developers, eg. "OMFG AHAHAH we r soooo l337 and haha violence is funny! you dont like it so we're doing it ahaha we're funny l33t" etc.
I haven't seen an interview yet with the developers that doesn't sound like they've been dropping ecstasy like it's going out of fashion. Exclamations are over. A few serious comments may actually make your games sound a little more serious and credible instead of "Oh we're so rebellious, play our game because it's naughty".|
|MOUNTAIN ROCK||posted - Apr, 21 2003 - 11:52|
|THE SCREENSHOTS SHOW DIRTY GIRLS!
I THINK IM GONNA BLOW MY STACK!|
|Obs||posted - Apr, 22 2003 - 03:09|
|This game was lame. More than lame, absolute ass cake. Loading times, no body decals, no body dismembermant, I mean if you're going to make a game with no story, or real gameplay, but bank on it for its violence, at least do the violence well. The violence in this game, is disapointing at best. Both SOF 1, and SOF 2, were much more violent than this game, and at least both games had some gameplay and storyline. This game was just lame, what a disapointment.|
|Scum Sucking Algae E||posted - Apr, 24 2003 - 00:48|
|The funniest game I`ve ever played. Get it before it gets banned. Oh yeah If you dont like it you`re a faggot.|
|Matt||posted - Apr, 26 2003 - 01:23|
|This game is filled with tons of inside jokes about politicians and mature humour. The fact that most people don't get the molotov joke makes me very worried, I see that America is a nation best suited for comic relief within the boundaries of the Bugs Bunny show. Please, don't comment negatively on something you know nothing about, this act only undermeans your own stupidity.
|Jason||posted - May, 02 2003 - 05:49|
|The game is funny but load time sucks .Too much waiting ....|
|SLIPn||posted - May, 03 2003 - 19:21|
|I love this game. The more violence the better. WIsh the women would flirt a bit and maybe a car to drive, to shoot from the window at unsuspecting people.|
|BoomStick||posted - May, 04 2003 - 22:45|
|GODDAMN, please stop talking(to the people who give this bad credits), this game kicks jihad-ass, ok i admitt, it IS unpolished, but still, wouldn't you like to but a cat on your shotgun to silent sneak up on a jihad member and blow his brains all over the wall, the dudes at running with scissors are the most funny people in the entire world, where do they come up with this stuff(reacting to the dead cow head filled with antrax) HX, you rule!!!!|
|Zeus||posted - May, 06 2003 - 16:04|
|you all suck, i'm the best bahahhahahahah|
|Toenail||posted - May, 09 2003 - 18:19|
|I found this game boring and repetitive,the 1st postal was something else...|
|WOW||posted - May, 11 2003 - 18:02|
|mmmmmm blood blood and more blood wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! lets make em bleed!!!! in the game of course . YA YA YA YA THIS GAME RULES ITS LIKE WHEN YOU PULL OUT THE BIG TOILET PAPER ROLL INSTEAD OF THE REAGULAR ONE IT LASTS LONGER AND WORKS BETTER .LONG LIVE IT BABY!!!!!!!!!|
|Eraser||posted - May, 16 2003 - 18:44|
|Cool idea and nothing more|
|Mikael||posted - May, 17 2003 - 15:54|
|Fuck off, Zeus is starting to make me sick... I just dunno why I'm still caring of him... maybe I just wanna make my statement about 123 - 456 and his everlasting patience... oh MAN, y r u still barking at Zeus, he's just a little retard with nothing else to do in his life but filling this forum with silly blahblahs and rotten arse kicking... hey Olympus-majesty, go buy yourself a gun and smash your head on the wall... maybe that would be the only good thing you've ever done in yer life...
Sorry for my english, but who cares?
Anywayz, Postal2 rulez, no flaws except that (that's true) huge load time every 10 minutes... a part from that, great game, great ideas, gore madness at his best ! ;-) Byebye ye olde coterie, gonna play some Bloodrayne... :-O|
|quadraspaz||posted - May, 19 2003 - 08:16|
|it is a silly game, and about as harmless as a troma movie... what worries me isn't the game, but the mysogynist desires thant cretinous geeks keep expressing on various forums... it's only a matter of time before sim-Bundy gets released for the 'niche' market... (heehee... *sob*) as for the game: well it's better than Unreal 2... that really sucked, at least this is fun... for about ten minutes|
|dumm||posted - Jun, 03 2003 - 09:14|
|Zeus rapes the comma key :|
"this is a long sentance, i seperate my stuff by commas, i probably failed english class, bye"|
|yeah i passessssssss||posted - Jun, 08 2003 - 05:38|
|umm yeah lets live in the real word he's not writing a 149 page report . its a comments section. ooo did i forget to use a capital on its o sorry o did i miss spelll spell just know o wait i just used know instead on now man i must be some type of bumbass of wait thats dumbass.|
|Rob||posted - Jun, 08 2003 - 09:09|
|You guys are a bunch of hard-ons. This game rocked. It was awesome. It you don't think so, you might as well kill yourself. It's the only way out.|
|Wyvern||posted - Jun, 09 2003 - 07:59|
|This is a great game, very different from most. It's a very nice break frot he same old things, though the loadtimes suck it is worth the wait (for me at least). It's not a game everyone enjoys and not everyone can notice the subtle humor in things around the game (Check the ballot in the mission to go vote) The developers added things in there that piss everyone off IRL. It's nice to be able to act out what you've wanted to do to assholes who cut in front of you and other things during your day without actually doing it IRL.|
|Kujo||posted - Jun, 14 2003 - 01:08|
|i love this game! i love the freedom to truely what ever the fuck u want.
some of my fav moments where going suicide bombing on gary colmen, going to confession and then shoting the priest after confessing, breaking into someones house and knoking thier head through the window, watching someone puke all over a RWS employie, and lots more. this game is like all my fantacys and dreams come true!! Anyway nuff said...|
|)-°»||posted - Jun, 23 2003 - 16:42|
|If anyone thinks the game is less enjoyable because of the huge loading sequences (wich includes myself) should really get the new patch. the loading speeds are much improved. too bad for the non-multiplayer option, but as i read, that will be taken care of as well :))|
|after 1 hour playing||posted - Jun, 24 2003 - 17:19|
|nice, but seems to use a gfx-enhanced and less stable redneck_rampage engine... (and I'm not one of those fps-chasing-watercooled-radeon9900turbo people :-)|
|Postal 2 Owns Fucker||posted - Jul, 17 2003 - 11:32|
|Dude whoever thinks this gmes stupid and reatarded are fucking retarded themselves this is the best and funniest game i've ever played to me pissing on somebody until they puke is funny as watching an old lady fall down stairs this games fucking hilarious i give it 110% man the game runs perfectly fucking fine on my damn computer and the new patch works like a bitch it load super fucking fast and the cheats for te damn game are even funnier whoever thinks the game runs slow on their computer should shut the fuck up and get a better god damn computer half you guys are fucking retards except for the ones that are saying the same thing the RWS crew are a buch of geinuses, a buch on fucking geinuses this is the best game ever and the Postal babes are damn fine....... and Gary colemans damn hilarious....uhhhh and uhhhh hmmmmmm oh yea the contest rules! thank you and good fucking night.|
|I got Bitches in the||posted - Jul, 17 2003 - 11:34|
|No fucking kidding this games the best|
|posted - Jul, 21 2003 - 16:51|
|this game is for loser crack whores. It encourages violence and degenarate acts agaisnt people. I will not play a game thats so obviously hate filled towards humanity. Im PRO-HUMAN not ANTI-HUMAN. This production of this game just shows the patheticness of this company. They are trying to get people to reach into the worst part of themselves and live it. WELL I SAY NO! i will never accept this kind of game.|
|ein@ich_habe_keine_s||posted - Aug, 08 2003 - 00:05|
|Love the review, love the game,
am 16 years old with the mental age of a 6 year old... this game rocks.
Btw, go buy this game and loosen up as its fun if you accept it for what it is.... mindless violence... go postal on the game, not on HX!|
|posted - Aug, 10 2003 - 01:37|
|i don't accept mindless violence. i don't find it fun to commit obscene or degrading acts agaisnt humans. I don't want to be that type of person so i don't behave that way not even in a game. im not saying take violence out of video games but this is game is beyond violence its degenerate filth. This game encourages sick behaviour. YOU MIGHT THINK ITS OK TO BEHAVE LIKE AN IDIOT BUT I CERTAINLY DON'T. |
|bars off||posted - Aug, 17 2003 - 02:33|
|all i can say is fuck you vince desi for making such an anti-human and degenerate scum sucking game. I can't believe how degenerate this game is. All this game does it encourage people to be losers and to behave like a sick idiotic animal. This game is filth and no-store should cary this game. Vince desi and his team are a pathetic humans i will never ever buy a game from vince desi or anyone associated with vince desi again in life. i will no longer shop at stores that sell this game. violence in video games is ok for certain games. but this game is sooo sick is digusting i barf on this game. THIS GAME IS LIKE A PIECE OF POO. YEAH SURE IF YOU LICK IT ENOUGH YOU MIGHT LIKE THE TASTE BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO? POO IS BAD FOR YOU AND SO IS THIS GAME! |
|pwnage||posted - Jan, 08 2004 - 02:05|
|THIS GAME was a SH!~TLOAD OF FUN FROM BEGGINING TO END!! COME ON, a game where u can kick gary coleman, AND osama's fellow terrorist bizatches, light ppl on fire, play soccer wit pplz heads, use shovels, tazers, DISEASED FREAKEN COW HEADS, this game is F-U-N!! for the 2 days it took me to beat it, all i did was play this and go 2 hockey. the game's already done, and if it had the technical polish of an unreal tournament, it could have been even better!
like every1 sed, take the poles outta yur asses and loosen up|
|posted - Jan, 18 2004 - 17:43|
|This game encourages hate towards humanity. It tries to convince players that sick violence is acceptable. WELL ITS NOT!. And i don't want to be convinced that it is. So im not going to play this anti-human game. Vince desi and his fellow programmers are a bunch of sick bitchs. ALL THIS GAME DOES IS ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO BE THE WORST THEY CAN! FUCK YOU VINCE DESI FOR MAKING THIS DEGENERATE SCUM SUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER "loosen up" towards sick degenerate anti-human behaviour. The moment i do that i become scum.|
|-fuccio-||posted - Jan, 22 2004 - 18:18|
IT'S ONLY A GAME!!!
TAKE IT EASY!!!|
|posted - Jan, 31 2004 - 04:16|
|I will not "TAKE IT EASY!!!" on games which promote hate and anti-human behaviour. That is being "STUPID!!!". |
|Waht||posted - Apr, 25 2004 - 10:17|
|Only stupid retarded people like u do what they see from computer games, normal people just play the game, have fun and forget it. Retards play the game, go on the streets and kill someone. I think they should check if a person is able to play the game without killing someone before they sell it to him.|
|Waht||posted - Apr, 25 2004 - 10:23|
|Oh and by the way, U can complete the game without killing anyone. Face it how many other first person shooters let U complete the game without killing someone?|
|ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh||posted - Jul, 06 2004 - 10:12|
|man ok you people tha bash other people for likeing the game shut the hell up and get a life same with the people that do like the game and bash people who dont different people different taste some like it some dont personally i love it i think its very amusing it does have alot of violence but who cares its a game games dont make kids pick up gunds and start killing if that happens parent should be blamed not games or movies or stupid crap like that any way but yea thats all i have to say...and p.s. Zeus get a life dude....seriously.... |
|Red Beast||posted - Feb, 26 2005 - 17:54|
|I like the game(slow load though).
But then again, I'm a sick fuck.
...........WOW..... I just skimmed some
of the posts.....and although in the same spirit of this wonderful game the bashing should be left there...If you like to rant and go off on people ,please do it where it is at least useful...........CHURCH......GOP Fundraisers and lets not forget planned parenthood......EVERYONE PLESES REMEMBER........BEFORE VIDEO GAMES THERE WAS NO VIOLENT CRIMES.....ONLY JESUS AND KITTENS..........SO EVERY ONE CHILL OUT....or I guess you can write some point for point,B.S.,P therefore Q Rant against me( that i'll never read, I just happened by this page)but I'm sure it will make up for your lack of social contact F2F...Please ALL BE GOOD TO EACH OTHER...|
|mantas||posted - Jul, 09 2005 - 21:29|
|I like the game postal 2|
|Jesus||posted - Jul, 12 2005 - 13:26|
|The game is mediocre. The idea is cool.
With proper resources given to the developer (and perhaps a touch more development experience) this game could be excellent.
Perhaps the IP should be given to a more skilled development team.
Anyways, I love reading flames written by egregiously inept people. If you are going to try and seem sagacious the least you could do is create a coherent response.
Being a redneck 12 your old jerking off to your own sense of self importance really isn't going to help you win an argument.
|Trivolver||posted - Jul, 16 2005 - 19:50|
|I haven't actually played the game yet, but I just bought it. It looks fair. From what I hear, I should download the faster loading patch before I play.
Now, for all you "pro human, not anti" people.. just don't play the game and dont bother with it. If you look at the damn cover it says "RATED M. PARENTAL ADVISORY. EXCESSIVE VIOLENCE AND GORE." Did you even look at the back of the box, or did you just buy it randomly? Stick to looney toon games, if you're so pro human. Violence in the world will never stop.
BAck on topic. I just installed the game. Graphics are fair. Loading times are fine with the patch. Mutiplayer patch is either out now or soon. <3 the violence. No more flaming :)
|Madhousewife||posted - Jul, 25 2005 - 17:41|
|keep up the flaming!!
Postal sucks, Killing people is bad.. Jesus would never touch me again you're just all redneck scum.
Postal Rocks. Killing people is really really fucking funny.. I love pissing on people. If only i could wack off onto them too.
W00T W00T W00T
Fight Fight Fight|
|ATF||posted - Sep, 17 2005 - 22:00|
|This game is incredibly under rated! From the pissing to the cat silencers, this game kicks some serious ass.|
|ATF||posted - Sep, 17 2005 - 22:11|
|By the way, to all of those who feel that Postal 2 creates hatred towards humanity, you may sit and spin on my finger. Postal 2 is game where one is able to do things that could not be done in the real world (without truly lethal consequences). Personally, I love busting open a door, and blowing someone's head into smithereens (but that's just me).|
|Michael A||posted - Mar, 13 2006 - 09:22|
|Hi All! I've seen Postal 2 and in my opinion it's not as good as the original. I bought and still have the first Postal CD. Hay it's like any game it's not for everyone.|