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ggrobot Elite Member
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Posted: Sun May 26, 2019 2:49 pm Post subject: Gaming disorder is now officially recognised [48141] |
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'Gaming disorder' - or an addiction to gaming - is now officially recognised as an illness by the World Health Organisation. The UN body has previously already listed the condition in the eleventh revision of the International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems (ICD-11) in January of las
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gx-x Elite Member
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Posted: Sun May 26, 2019 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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ok so then we could do this also:
WORK disorder is characterized by a pattern of persistent or recurrent work behaviour (‘digital work’ or ‘video-work’), which may be online (i.e., over the internet) or offline, manifested by:
impaired control over work (e.g., onset, frequency, intensity, duration, termination, context);
increasing priority given to work to the extent that work takes precedence over other life interests and daily activities; and
continuation or escalation of work despite the occurrence of negative consequences. The behaviour pattern is of sufficient severity to result in significant impairment in personal, family, social, educational, occupational or other important areas of functioning.
you could do this with any human activity. Especially work. |
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Csimbi Elite Member
Joined: 05 Mar 2010 Posts: 4775 Location: The bright side of the dark side
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Posted: Sun May 26, 2019 9:36 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: | you could do this with any human activity. Especially work. |
Let's try this.
FUCKING disorder is characterized by a pattern of persistent or recurrent fucking behaviour (‘digital fucking’ or ‘video-fucking’), which may be online (i.e., over the internet) or offline, manifested by:
- impaired control over fucking (e.g., onset, frequency, intensity, duration, termination, context);
- increasing priority given to fucking to the extent that fucking takes precedence over other life interests and daily activities; and
- continuation or escalation of fucking despite the occurrence of negative consequences. The behaviour pattern is of sufficient severity to result in significant impairment in personal, family, social, educational, occupational or other important areas of functioning.
Or:
WHORING disorder is characterized by a pattern of persistent or recurrent fucking behaviour (‘digital whoring’ or ‘video-whoring’), which may be online (i.e., over the internet) or offline, manifested by:
- impaired control over whoring (e.g., onset, frequency, intensity, duration, termination, context);
- increasing priority given to whoring to the extent that whoring takes precedence over other life interests and daily activities; and
- continuation or escalation of whoring despite the occurrence of negative consequences. The behaviour pattern is of sufficient severity to result in significant impairment in personal, family, social, educational, occupational or other important areas of functioning.
Or:
PIMPING disorder is characterized by a pattern of persistent or recurrent pimping behaviour (‘digital pimping’ or ‘video-pimping’), which may be online (i.e., over the internet) or offline, manifested by:
- impaired control over pimping (e.g., onset, frequency, intensity, duration, termination, context);
- increasing priority given to pimping to the extent that pimping takes precedence over other life interests and daily activities; and
- continuation or escalation of pimping despite the occurrence of negative consequences. The behaviour pattern is of sufficient severity to result in significant impairment in personal, family, social, educational, occupational or other important areas of functioning.
Or:
WAREZING disorder is characterized by a pattern of persistent or recurrent warezing behaviour (‘digital warezing’ or ‘video-warezing’), which may be online (i.e., over the internet) or offline, manifested by:
- impaired control over warezing (e.g., onset, frequency, intensity, duration, termination, context);
- increasing priority given to warezing to the extent that warezing takes precedence over other life interests and daily activities; and
- continuation or escalation of warezing despite the occurrence of negative consequences. The behaviour pattern is of sufficient severity to result in significant impairment in personal, family, social, educational, occupational or other important areas of functioning.
Or:
TORRENTING disorder is characterized by a pattern of persistent or recurrent torrenting behaviour (‘digital torrenting’ or ‘video-torrenting’), which may be online (i.e., over the internet) or offline, manifested by:
- impaired control over torrenting (e.g., onset, frequency, intensity, duration, termination, context);
- increasing priority given to torrenting to the extent that torrenting takes precedence over other life interests and daily activities; and
- continuation or escalation of torrenting despite the occurrence of negative consequences. The behaviour pattern is of sufficient severity to result in significant impairment in personal, family, social, educational, occupational or other important areas of functioning.
Or:
EMAILING disorder is characterized by a pattern of persistent or recurrent torrenting behaviour (‘digital emailing’ or ‘video-emailing’), which may be online (i.e., over the internet) or offline, manifested by:
- impaired control over emailing (e.g., onset, frequency, intensity, duration, termination, context);
- increasing priority given to emailing to the extent that emailing takes precedence over other life interests and daily activities; and
- continuation or escalation of emailing despite the occurrence of negative consequences. The behaviour pattern is of sufficient severity to result in significant impairment in personal, family, social, educational, occupational or other important areas of functioning.
Or:
FACEBOOKING disorder is characterized by a pattern of persistent or recurrent facebooking behaviour (‘digital facebooking’ or ‘video-facebooking’), which may be online (i.e., over the internet) or offline, manifested by:
- impaired control over facebooking (e.g., onset, frequency, intensity, duration, termination, context);
- increasing priority given to facebooking to the extent that facebooking takes precedence over other life interests and daily activities; and
- continuation or escalation of facebooking despite the occurrence of negative consequences. The behaviour pattern is of sufficient severity to result in significant impairment in personal, family, social, educational, occupational or other important areas of functioning.
Or:
YOUTUBEING disorder is characterized by a pattern of persistent or recurrent youtubeing behaviour (‘digital youtubeing’ or ‘video-youtubeing’), which may be online (i.e., over the internet) or offline, manifested by:
- impaired control over youtubeing (e.g., onset, frequency, intensity, duration, termination, context);
- increasing priority given to youtubeing to the extent that youtubeing takes precedence over other life interests and daily activities; and
- continuation or escalation of youtubeing despite the occurrence of negative consequences. The behaviour pattern is of sufficient severity to result in significant impairment in personal, family, social, educational, occupational or other important areas of functioning.
Or:
INTERNETING disorder is characterized by a pattern of persistent or recurrent interneting behaviour (‘digital interneting’ or ‘video-interneting’), which may be online (i.e., over the internet) or offline, manifested by:
- impaired control over interneting (e.g., onset, frequency, intensity, duration, termination, context);
- increasing priority given to interneting to the extent that interneting takes precedence over other life interests and daily activities; and
- continuation or escalation of interneting despite the occurrence of negative consequences. The behaviour pattern is of sufficient severity to result in significant impairment in personal, family, social, educational, occupational or other important areas of functioning.
Some are a bit convoluted, but I'd say it works.
Fuck WHO. |
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gx-x Elite Member
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Posted: Sun May 26, 2019 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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Ageing disorder. No joke. Scientist in US discovered that we could age a lot slower using 3 now simple ingredients, soon to be available. That's good and bad news. It's nice that you will look 50 in your 80s and having sex in your 90s, but getting pension when you get to 100 is a bit of a downside. |
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Tom Elite Member
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Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 12:53 am Post subject: |
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Lmao at all the above. |
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devilhood Elite Member
Joined: 09 Jun 2004 Posts: 697 Location: Cydonia
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Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 1:48 am Post subject: |
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Quote: | impaired control over fucking |
Sounds like jail time! |
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